Video | un: ultra_deduction

[sweetsleuth]

So I get that there's a lot of wacky things going on with everyone this month, but I don't think this one's related.

Has anyone had a kizuna side effect just... not go away?

[From the sepia-toned video feed, Ranpo can be seen lounging on his side on a futon, a cat tail wagging behind him, despite no matching cat ears on top of his head.]

I've had this for a few days now, and it usually doesn't last more than an hour.




And before any of you say anything, it has nothing to do with the party yesterday night! It was like this before that!!

[Maybe he should have waited a few more days until after the orgy, but he's getting worried he'll be a catboy forever??]

Comments

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[notgrande]

What a rude thing to happen permanently.

[sweetsleuth]

You didn't seem to be complaining last time?

But now I have to get all my clothes altered for the tail. It kinda hurts keeping it tied under there.

[notgrande]

Of course not, that was fun.

But I'm allergic to cats and if humans start getting things like this permanently, it's going to be pretty miserable.

[sweetsleuth]

[He starts to type "how is an immortal being allergic to cats" and then stops because that's a stupid question.]

Take an antihistamine?
Have those been invented yet?

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[protectorofsmiles]

Perma-nyanpooooo

[sweetsleuth]

Nyanpo...

The nicknames just keep getting worse.

[protectorofsmiles]

WORSE?? U don't like my nicknames???

(｡ŏ﹏ŏ)

[Oh dear god someone showed him the emoticons]

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[darkdisgrace]

Maybe it decided to stick around because you're already plenty catlike, so might as well go all the way?

[notgrande]

I don't know what those are.

I usually have to ask people to not allow cats near me. Or people with cat ears.

[sweetsleuth]

Allergies are caused by your immune system thinking the thing you're allergic to is bad, so it overreacts.
Antihistamines are drugs that stop that effect from happening.
So in my world, for mild allergies, you could just pop a pill and bury your face in a cat's fur and only have to worry about scratches.

Considering they can bring people from other worlds here, I bet they have something similar here if you ask around.

[sweetsleuth]

I've told you to just call me Ranpo like a dozen times!

[Oh, is this gonna be a weird kaomoji contest? Because he can do this:]

щ(`Д´щ;)

[sweetsleuth]

Gee, in that case, where are your dog ears?
It should work that way for everyone, right?

[protectorofsmiles]

u put me in a tub filled with bubbles and put a rubber ducky on my head and made a bubble beard on me and yet somehow cute nicknames are out of line? ಥ_ಥ

[sweetsleuth]

Wait
You didn't like doing any of that with me?
(╯︵╰,)

[protectorofsmiles]

eeeeeeh it's because I like doing those things with you that I give you nicknames u know!!!! Nicknames are like my love language

That's a new term i learned just recently!!!!! (・∀・)

[sweetsleuth]

[In which Ranpo just sees the word love and his heart does a somersault in his chest.]

[And then he reads the rest and... yeah, his heart is still skipping around in there. Oh boy.]

Well
I guess it's okay, if you're the one using them.
I'm pretty used to them by now, anyway.

But don't tell them to other people, or they'll use them too!

[protectorofsmiles]

whaaaaat


Boooooooo

Okay fine

So yor saying it's been a few days since you got the cat ears?

kjsd that edit

[sweetsleuth]

Cat tail.

I've never had this or the ears stick around this long.
And usually they go away if I'm in a bad mood.

But this time, I woke up without the ears, but the tail was still there!

uwu

[protectorofsmiles]

that's weird

Maybe you've just been in a good mood recently? Hahaha

Try being in a bad mood!

Re: uwu

[sweetsleuth]

Well, I'm kind of in one right now?
Since I'm all sore and none of my pants fit right because the tail is in the way.
And I might have to pay to have all my clothes altered if this is permanent.

[protectorofsmiles]

maybe yor not in a bad enough mood?

See if u can ask Caesar for help he's like an expert at being in a bad mood 24/7

[A pause]

joking besides

Why r u all sore? R u ok??

1/2

[sweetsleuth]

Heh! You're not wrong there

[Hold on.]

[Who was he last with the day his tail appeared and wouldn't leave?]

[...........]

[sweetsleuth]

Oh
I'm fine but



You didn't go to the Emperor's party yesterday, did you?

[protectorofsmiles]

I did not

There was a party???

[sweetsleuth]

Well, kind of a party?
It was
You know

A sexy party?

[He refuses to type the word orgy.]