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[sweetsleuth]

So I get that there's a lot of wacky things going on with everyone this month, but I don't think this one's related.

Has anyone had a kizuna side effect just... not go away?

[From the sepia-toned video feed, Ranpo can be seen lounging on his side on a futon, a cat tail wagging behind him, despite no matching cat ears on top of his head.]

I've had this for a few days now, and it usually doesn't last more than an hour.




And before any of you say anything, it has nothing to do with the party yesterday night! It was like this before that!!

[Maybe he should have waited a few more days until after the orgy, but he's getting worried he'll be a catboy forever??]

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[sweetsleuth]

[In which Ranpo just sees the word love and his heart does a somersault in his chest.]

[And then he reads the rest and... yeah, his heart is still skipping around in there. Oh boy.]

Well
I guess it's okay, if you're the one using them.
I'm pretty used to them by now, anyway.

But don't tell them to other people, or they'll use them too!

[protectorofsmiles]

whaaaaat


Boooooooo

Okay fine

So yor saying it's been a few days since you got the cat ears?

kjsd that edit

[sweetsleuth]

Cat tail.

I've never had this or the ears stick around this long.
And usually they go away if I'm in a bad mood.

But this time, I woke up without the ears, but the tail was still there!

uwu

[protectorofsmiles]

that's weird

Maybe you've just been in a good mood recently? Hahaha

Try being in a bad mood!

Re: uwu

[sweetsleuth]

Well, I'm kind of in one right now?
Since I'm all sore and none of my pants fit right because the tail is in the way.
And I might have to pay to have all my clothes altered if this is permanent.

[protectorofsmiles]

maybe yor not in a bad enough mood?

See if u can ask Caesar for help he's like an expert at being in a bad mood 24/7

[A pause]

joking besides

Why r u all sore? R u ok??

1/2

[sweetsleuth]

Heh! You're not wrong there

[Hold on.]

[Who was he last with the day his tail appeared and wouldn't leave?]

[...........]

[sweetsleuth]

Oh
I'm fine but



You didn't go to the Emperor's party yesterday, did you?

[protectorofsmiles]

I did not

There was a party???

[sweetsleuth]

Well, kind of a party?
It was
You know

A sexy party?

[He refuses to type the word orgy.]

[protectorofsmiles]

huh really? I think I performed for one of those before! I was wearing a sexy bunny costume

I was a huge hit! I think the female entertainers were getting jelous of me attracting more attention ahaha

[sweetsleuth]

Wait



What???

Too lazy just pretend this tag is full of typos kskdmdks

[protectorofsmiles]

yeah it was an acquaintance's nameday and he wanted to celebrate it at the Gold Saucer, surrounded by the bunny girls that worked as staff there. He had a lot of coin so he could afford it. I needed the gil and mentioned that I also entertain at parties so he hired me.

I did this bit where I dress as Genbunny and do my usual routine and once the patrons were drunk I took my costume off and became Genhoney and dressed in the same bunny uniform as the girls and danced and performed some comedy routines! The patrons loved me! Anyways my Genhoney costume is very sexy and the other performing girls were sexy too so I guess it was a sexy party!

[sweetsleuth]

[Well, Ranpo knows what to ask for his birthday now.]

I guess that's a sexy party, yeah.
But not really the kind I'm talking about.


It was a party where you had sex with a lot of people.

[protectorofsmiles]

oh

No I can't say I was ever hired for a party like that

[sweetsleuth]

I don't think a party like that would be hiring people in the first place.

But

Anyway

That's why I'm sore.

[And also why he's now typing this with his pillow over his head, feeling a little... shame, maybe? He's not sure.]

[protectorofsmiles]

jeez were they not gentle with u? Can u walk?

[sweetsleuth]

I can still walk!
Sorta.
I mostly just can't sit.

Most of them were gentle, but a few weren't.
But I could have stopped them if I wanted to.
I just didn't.

[Nyanpo likes it rough.]

[protectorofsmiles]

[...Oh dear. Genbu understood that very well.]

yor at yor hotel rite? I'm coming over

[sweetsleuth]

[It's a good thing he's not here yet, because his tail starts wagging immediately at that.]

I have an apartment now, actually!
It's in the same area, so I'll send you the address!

[Which won't be quite as glamorous as the hotel was, but Ranpo did his best to find the biggest one possible. You know. For reasons.]

[...and also because his dorm back in Tokyo is a closet, and he needs one big place to himself ok.]

[When Genbu arrives, he'll find the door unlocked, and one (1) Nyanpo laying on his side on his futon. Can't even lay on his back smh.]

As opposed to two (2) nyanpos

[protectorofsmiles]

[Genbu notes the instructions, maybe judging Ranpo a bit for leaving his door unlocked, and heads over, but not before stopping by an apothecary on the way.

He finally arrives, and softly opens the door, closing it behind him once he steps inside.

He sees Ranpo on his side, and notices the tail. Wow, he wasn't kidding! Ranpo has a tail now! Wild! Setting aside the assorted items in his arms, he sneaks over...and gives the tail a little squeeze.]

Unlimited Nyanpos... also 1/3

[sweetsleuth]

[Ranpo intended to be wide awake in case someone came in!! But he ended up dozing a little waiting. Which means Genbu is going to catch him entirely off-guard, causing him to jump and--]

--nya!

[sweetsleuth]

[sweetsleuth]

D-Don't just grab a guy's tail outta nowhere like that!!

[GRABS PILLOW AND YEETS IT AT GENBU and yes, he's still laying down.]

Oh right uuh [action]

[protectorofsmiles]

[Smackdab right in the face! If Genbu's horns were whole, they would have impaled the pillow and kept it up there, but alas.]

Don't you 'nya' at me, mister leaves-the-door-unlocked!

...Anyroad, gimme a moment. I'll be right back, okay? Try to relax. Congrats on the tail, by the by!