Video | un: ultra_deduction

[sweetsleuth]

So I get that there's a lot of wacky things going on with everyone this month, but I don't think this one's related.

Has anyone had a kizuna side effect just... not go away?

[From the sepia-toned video feed, Ranpo can be seen lounging on his side on a futon, a cat tail wagging behind him, despite no matching cat ears on top of his head.]

I've had this for a few days now, and it usually doesn't last more than an hour.




And before any of you say anything, it has nothing to do with the party yesterday night! It was like this before that!!

[Maybe he should have waited a few more days until after the orgy, but he's getting worried he'll be a catboy forever??]

Comments

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[notgrande]

What a rude thing to happen permanently.

[sweetsleuth]

You didn't seem to be complaining last time?

But now I have to get all my clothes altered for the tail. It kinda hurts keeping it tied under there.

[notgrande]

Of course not, that was fun.

But I'm allergic to cats and if humans start getting things like this permanently, it's going to be pretty miserable.

[sweetsleuth]

[He starts to type "how is an immortal being allergic to cats" and then stops because that's a stupid question.]

Take an antihistamine?
Have those been invented yet?

[notgrande]

I don't know what those are.

I usually have to ask people to not allow cats near me. Or people with cat ears.

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[protectorofsmiles]

Perma-nyanpooooo

[sweetsleuth]

Nyanpo...

The nicknames just keep getting worse.

[protectorofsmiles]

WORSE?? U don't like my nicknames???

(｡ŏ﹏ŏ)

[Oh dear god someone showed him the emoticons]

[sweetsleuth]

I've told you to just call me Ranpo like a dozen times!

[Oh, is this gonna be a weird kaomoji contest? Because he can do this:]

щ(`Д´щ;)

[protectorofsmiles]

u put me in a tub filled with bubbles and put a rubber ducky on my head and made a bubble beard on me and yet somehow cute nicknames are out of line? ಥ_ಥ

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[darkdisgrace]

Maybe it decided to stick around because you're already plenty catlike, so might as well go all the way?

[sweetsleuth]

Gee, in that case, where are your dog ears?
It should work that way for everyone, right?

[darkdisgrace]

What, did Dazai tell you that too? Get some new jokes, sheesh.

[Look, just because he had dog features thanks to Kizuna didn't make him doglike!]

I don't act like a dog. You however act plenty like a cat from what I've seen and heard. And doesn't your boss have a thing for stray cats, anyway?

[sweetsleuth]

Why are you bringing up Dazai?

Aren't you Setsura-san's dog?

[Just says this on the network in front of god and everyone as revenge for bringing up Fukuzawa tbh.]

[darkdisgrace]

[Well shit.]

So that's where you heard it.

It's different with Setsura, she's a good friend.

[Unlike Ranpo or their world's Dazai.]

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[vapelife]

Hmm, you know what, I didn't think too much about it since I was born with horns, but they only appeared again after I was with Ares!

1/2

[sweetsleuth]

[Hold on, Ranpo need a minute, seeing that username and having flashbacks to certain Activities.]

[sweetsleuth]

And did they stick around after they appeared?
I've had the tail on and off, but this is the longest it's stayed.

[vapelife]

[Yeah, Dionysus embraces the daddy life.]

Yeah, they might actually be getting bigger? I guess I don't mind.

But you are very cute as a cat, man! Hopefully it just stops at ears and a tail though.

[sweetsleuth]

[...]

[He's gotta--]

So you're just getting hornier, huh?

[He can't help himself okay he is a simple man!!]

Well, I guess I don't mind the cat thing too much.
A lot of people say it suits me.
But I don't know what I'd do if it just got worse and I started growing fur or something.
It's bad enough that I already shed with just the tail.

1/2

[vapelife]

HAj

jvx

m

[He apparently found that so funny he dropped his comm.]

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[chichichi]

No.

[ And having banned his feline tail and other surely impending, offensive appendages, she hangs up. ]

[sweetsleuth]

You can't just say "no" and expect it to listen.

[chichichi]

[ Five minutes later... ]

Funny. I believe I just did.

[sweetsleuth]

Shouldn't you have seen this coming? The other me was a catboy too, right?

You could have warned me.