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[The video turns on, and standing on the screen is...a big bunny. One that might be familiar to some, and oddly jarring or interesting to others, depending on their personality. A bubbly woman's voice whispers from off screen.]

"We're rolling!"

We are?? Ack! Akdkskkadksk Howdy-doo Howdy-hooooo!!!!

Genbunny here to say hello to youuuu!

Well guys and gals, and all the lovely pals, iiiits summertime! My favorite time of the year! Well, besides Starlight Celebration of course!

Do you like summer? Tell me all the things you like about it. Genbunny would love to know about you!

[The giant rabbit speaks in a high pitched voice, his mouth unmoving.]

Oh, and try to catch me walkin' around! I'll be givin' out vouchers to a free shaved ice or ice cream at [???] Cafe! These vouchers can make it TWO free ice creams with a purchase of a meal! Come find me and also get a freeee hug! Maybe even a photo if ya'd like!

[Vouchers...sounds like someone found a sponsorship deal...]

Oh, and if ya see a handsome horned feller by the name of Genbu walkin' around, give him a hug for me!

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[ooc: uh...sweats;; see where boredom at work gets you??? So yeah feel free to just talk to Genbunny, but you can also interact with him in person, or catch genbu during break or afterwards when he's in a state of undress to judge him, just make sure who you want to interact with is reflected clearly in your tag!]

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[ Okay but can he fight the giant bunny tho

this is the face of someone that looks like he's actually considering it. a rabbit that large would feed him for a month. ]

Where will you be walking around, exactly?

Right now I'm at ??? Park! But I might be moving soon, so ya better catch me!

"??? Park", huh? Consider this your head start.

[ And the feed cuts off, just like that. ]

Haha, what do ya m-

[...What...

Head start??? What's going on?? Genbu suddenly has a bad feeling in his lil bunny belly.]

[ it's an easy enough feat to find the Park, and the closest train to take him there. from there, all he has to do is wander until he stumbles upon the gigantic bunny, which he does, and in no time he's strolling up to the large creature with his hands in his pockets, oozing confidence because he can absolutely take on a ten-footish-bunny. ]

I'd have thought you'd be long gone by now.

[The bunny turns around, only to find a young midlander before him.]

Howdy-doo! Are ya the suspicious guy from earlier? I did briefly move to the market but by popular demand I came back! But congrats on finding me! How about a biiiig hug? And a voucher for a free shaved ice or sundae?

[ It strikes him, then, how... fluffy the bunny looks. And misshapen. While before he'd thought he might be dealing with an Adeptus - one of the sacred beasts of Jueyen Karst, who had also been transported to this world - now that he sees the creature standing before him he's not so sure.

Also, his voice sounds like it's muffled, like it's coming from... inside ??? the bunny hood? That's strange. A mask, maybe? ]

Why would I want a free shaved ice or a sundae when I have a delicious-looking rabbit right here?

...

[Gods, why does everyone call Genbu a weirdo when the weird ones are the people he attracts?]

Hold on there, pal! This bunny ain't for eatin'! I'm here to be yer friend! I don't taste all that good!

[ listen okay he's not that weird he's got a sugar baby to feed ]

Right, right. Listen, I said I'd give you a head start, and since I'm already here and you haven't budged, I can only imagine that to mean that to mean that you've willingly accepted your fate.

I'm sure with enough spices, you'd make a delicious meal. It's good for you that I'm an experienced chef.

[...This was heading down a weird path.]

Oi oi, I can assure ya I'm not a tasty rabbit! Feel free to take a bite out of my arm and see fer yerself if ya don't believe me!

[Genbu holds out said arm. Hope Mr. Weirdo likes the taste of Ironworks crafted near-indestructible bunny costume.]

I would, but I don't want to ruin my appetite for later. [ Up close he can definitely see that's not at all fur, and looks more like the outside of a plush toy than anything. The entire get-up looks like one big fancy costume, but why anyone would go around dressed like a giant pink rabbit is beyond him. It's hardly good camouflage. ]

Well then, shall we get down to it? Do you have any last requests, Mr. Rabbit?

...You're a strange feller, aren't ya?

Well then for my last request, can you at least take me to your home first before killing me? I don't want the kids to see the slaughter of a big innocent bunny!

Edited 2021-07-07 01:38 (UTC)

[ ah. that’s a forward move, he thinks, and not really one that he’s not sure he should agree to without at least informing Zhongli. ]

Do you not have a little den of your own, Mr. Rabbit? Why don’t we go there?

Erm, sorry, pal! I don't have a den of my own! I currently live in someone else's den...and I'd rather she not see me get slaughtered either!

Oh? Is Mr. Rabbit a family man?

[ How long can this weirdo keep this up, he wonders. The more he hears him talk, the more he’s certain that what he’s wearing is some kind of mask or helmet. It’s not the strangest thing, he thinks, but he still wonders over why someone would do it. ]

Do you have your own little bunch of baby hares waiting for you at home? I suppose I won’t have you for supper, then.

No, more like an old lady who adopted me when I was hungry and homeless!

[Which...wasn't far from what actually happened to Genbu.]

But glad to know ya have a change of heart! How about three vouchers?

[ He does a mental tally in his head. He's had shaved ice as a kid in Snezhnaya, so he wouldn't mind a freebie. He imagines Zhongli hasn't had it, and Shell, too.

.... he really only has like two friends, huh. How sad. ]

You know what, Mr. Rabbit? You strike a hard bargain. I'll take it.

That's the spirit! And remember! Make a purchase with these and you can get two free ice creams per voucher!

[Genbunny reaches out with his lil bunny paws to hand the vouchers over. Phew, glad he was able to avoid a strange situation.]

Oh, and call me Genbunny. Mr. Rabbit is my father! Gahahaha!

Genbunny. [ That's. That's a name. ]

And is your father also as tasty-looking as you are? I could make an impressive stew with two giant rabbits.

[ He'll stow the vouchers away for safekeeping nonchalantly, like he hasn't just commented about casual rabbit slaughter. ]

[Why is this mans so weird]

Ahahaha, I keep tellin' ya, we ain't for eatin'!

[Patpat the head]

I should get back to the kids! Maybe ya can try cookin' me up some other time! What's yer name?

[ listen fantasy russia's wild okay

the headpat's a little weird, mostly because there's not a whole lot of people who have done that to him. he's quick to duck his head tho, lightly batting at the bunny's paw... glove thing with a laugh. ]

I hope you're not out to make a meal out of them. I might just have to slice you up if that's the case.

I'm Tartaglia, but you can call me Childe.

[ Have a familiar face, albeit one that's wearing a very confused expression. France is sat on the mat in his living room with a handmade cigarette poised delicately between his fingers. It kind of looks like he'd just taken a very deep drag. ]

Am I... [ there's a shuffle that accompanies a muttered What's in this? ] Wait. Did you mention Genbu?

[ The poor thing looks even more confused over the feed. Should he warn the guy that there's a giant sponsored rabbit talking about him? ]

Are you trying to get him a date or something on the sly?

[Oh...oh this is wonderful. Genbu is so glad Francis can't see his face snickering right now.]

Teehee, of course not! He's such a cool and handsome guy that he can easily get a date with his own effort! We just happen to be really good friends!

[ Teehee. His eyes narrow slightly in thought but maybe the less than wonderful quality these videos tones it down from looking too severe. He's just trying to figure out if this is a hallucination. ]

...are you wearing a bunny suit or am I going to have to find another provider for my cigarettes?

[ Okay so he sounds a little amused as he stubs it out in favor of holding a conversation. ]

Good friends, hm? How did you two meet?

[ If he's gonna climb that tall, tall man he needs to know how he's friends WITH A MASCOT OKAY. ]

How we met? Well lemme tell ya!

I was just a poor widdle bunny, being chased by a big scary ugly morbol who wanted me for dinner! And then came Genbu! The dashing Warrior of Light! He came to my side and slashed at the great and ugly morbol with his mighty axe!

Wooosh! Swiiiiish!

[Genbu performs the gestures along his...creative story.]

And I told him "Oh thank you, great and handsome Warrior of Light! I shall never forget this day! From now on we are friends forever! Call me whenever ya need me!"

And with a powerful laugh, with his hands at his sides, he says to me... [Genbu smirks, before switching to his usual, deep voice.] "Ahahaha! Call on you I shall! But don't try to pay me back! Pay it forward by helping me bring cheers and smiles to all the children in the world!"

And now I help him by doing just that! [He jumps back to 'Genbunny' voice.]

[ France is clinging to this story, praying that it'll make sense. He has a teasing comment regarding all of the callouts for Genbu being handsome just on the tip of his tongue, waiting for an opportunity to speak. Whomever was under the bunny suit clearly had a crush.

Or would, if Genbu was as prone to self-love as France. The surprised bark of laughter becomes a genuine titter. It takes him a moment to calm down. ]

You should put in a good word for me, clearly. I do enjoy a family man.

[ What is his life... So continues his existence of casual flirting, but with a man in a bunny suit? It's what's underneath, of course. He's too amused now that he's not questioning his grip on reality. ]

I've been meaning to ask him if he wanted to come over for dinner sometime anyway. I enjoy entertaining my friends. [ raising a brow ] I suppose I won't make a rabbit stew.

HMMMMM! I suppose I can relay the message! Maybe he can come over later tonight, around...9?

[That's when his shifts ends, of course.]

Ahaha noooo no rabbit stew! But between you and me, he can go crazy for a nicely roasted fish!

[Using Genbunny for Genbu's own means...any man can go that low when they're hungry.]

Hmmm, indeed. [ He looks at his watch and then back at his dinner date, clucking his tongue. ] I suppose I could prepare something nice for him if he were to stop by around 9.

[ It's enough time for him to slip out and get fish... and luckily there's plenty to choose from. ]

Luckily, I have the night off from work. I'll leave you to entertaining the children, mon lapin.

[ OH look, gratuitous French 4 u. He grins at his screen and waves before signing off. He's got some fish to roast and some carefully crafted sauces to have. He will not be wearing a bunny suit to acclimate to Genbu's side hustle. He does have a drink for him when he gets to answering the door come 9. ]

..Eh? What did you just-

[The feed cut off. Genbu just stands there, frozen.

Time passes, and eventually 9pm hits. An exhausted looking bunny knocks at the door, hands on his knees as he waits. Something happened if even a giant bunny is in a state of fluster.]

[ What a sight to open a door to... For a moment, France just stares with a faintly bemused grin. His hands are a little preoccupied or he'd pat him on the head while he's still bent over a bit. ]

Are you that excited for fish because if so you should have just said something sooner.

[ He steps back to offer his friend a bit of room to get in out of the hallway, head tipping to the side in silent inquiry. ]

Come inside and relax a little. I didn't think I could see a man in a pink bunny suit look so out of it. Is anything wrong?

Hah...hah...boy is there...I think.

Well there's no problem now, but I sure did run into some weirdo while on the clock. He kept me for a while, but I figured it out. But I ended up with no time to get home and shower and change, and I got so worried about bein' late that I just ran right over here!

[ What a vague answer. He shrugs it off because he's sure if Genbu wanted to go into further detail he would. Sans bunny head. ]

A weirdo? I don't doubt you could defend yourself, oh dashing ...Warrior of Light, was it? [ He pauses for a moment. Yes. That sounded right. ] Still, worry not. This apartment's only oddity is out at the moment.

[ He doesn't know what Tony the alien does in his free time but he's not going to ask. ]

If you want to freshen up a bit the bathroom is just down the hall. I can't imagine what it'd be like to be stuck in a suit for hours. I'll take care of the rest, don't worry.

[ Is it normal to assume dining is in traditional style? Low table; unfortunate for an old man like France but he'll make do. Speaking of making do, he takes the drink he'd poured for his dinner date and sets it down where a plate is set to allow him to at least rid himself of the bunny head. The table has a fairly solid spread of baked snapper. Some vague sides. Batting a thousand with descriptive rp right now. ]

[A vague answer indeed. If Genbu told the whole story it would only bring about more questions.

Genbu blushes and stammers underneath the head as Francis brings out the 'warrior of light' bit again. Leave him alone, he was in the moment!!]

Th-thats very kind of ya! I won't be long, okay?

[Genbu pops the head off, shaking his head as his hair which clung to his head loosens as he shakes. He sets the head down and reaches around for a hidden strap in the costume which loosens the whole get up and makes it easy to shake off.

Genbu reveals his body underneath, wearing his black singlet and purple/gray half-pants which carries a belt, full of pouches of useful things. He folds up the costume and gently sets it down on top of the head, both places near the door as to not dirty the rest of the lovely home. He then dashes to the bathroom and leaves Francis to his thoughts. His entire time in the bathroom takes ten minutes, as he's very quick and efficient when it comes to showering in some stranger's home. He was too embarrassed to show up disheveled and gross to a meal, he didn't want to inconvenience by taking his time cleaning up as well.

Genbu returns in his outfit, towel around his shoulders. His hair was damp, but dry enough not to drip into the floor.]

Sorry, I really appreciate it. Hope I didn't keep ya waitin'!

[ He lives with America; if the boy were in he'd try to put on the suit and terrorize the neighbors. That being said, even if it were placed near the futon it would do little to ruin his place but he does make a note of it. Gratefully. ]

You're my guest; don't worry. I won't disappear while you take care of things.

[ It just gives France a chance to get cozy. Old that he is, it's taking a bit to get used to the low tables. Eventually he'll buckle and look for a cute western style dining set but his money is being set aside for other projects for now. He's sipping on wine while Genbu showers, idly contemplating the blush he'd gotten out of the poor thing before he dashed off.

Ten minutes is nothing for him, which means he's eager to continue the banter when he has a freshly showered guest once more. Of course he'll start by uncovering some of the dishes so Genbu could pick over his selection. France certainly does the same if only to encourage him to go ahead. ]

You only kept me waiting from seeing that handsome face of yours. Again, don't worry. Oh... if you don't drink alcohol I have teas. Coffees...

[ He will always have a fully stocked kitchen. It's just who he is. ]

Imagine my surprise to see such a wholesome video on my feed today given how we met. Charming, really. I now how a nickname for you.

[ The weird...French one. That he'd cut the feed off before explaining to poor Genbu, really. Hopefully the baked fish will help sooth his frayed nerves from having to dash over so quickly. ]

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