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[The video turns on, and standing on the screen is...a big bunny. One that might be familiar to some, and oddly jarring or interesting to others, depending on their personality. A bubbly woman's voice whispers from off screen.]

"We're rolling!"

We are?? Ack! Akdkskkadksk Howdy-doo Howdy-hooooo!!!!

Genbunny here to say hello to youuuu!

Well guys and gals, and all the lovely pals, iiiits summertime! My favorite time of the year! Well, besides Starlight Celebration of course!

Do you like summer? Tell me all the things you like about it. Genbunny would love to know about you!

[The giant rabbit speaks in a high pitched voice, his mouth unmoving.]

Oh, and try to catch me walkin' around! I'll be givin' out vouchers to a free shaved ice or ice cream at [???] Cafe! These vouchers can make it TWO free ice creams with a purchase of a meal! Come find me and also get a freeee hug! Maybe even a photo if ya'd like!

[Vouchers...sounds like someone found a sponsorship deal...]

Oh, and if ya see a handsome horned feller by the name of Genbu walkin' around, give him a hug for me!

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[ooc: uh...sweats;; see where boredom at work gets you??? So yeah feel free to just talk to Genbunny, but you can also interact with him in person, or catch genbu during break or afterwards when he's in a state of undress to judge him, just make sure who you want to interact with is reflected clearly in your tag!]

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[ it's an easy enough feat to find the Park, and the closest train to take him there. from there, all he has to do is wander until he stumbles upon the gigantic bunny, which he does, and in no time he's strolling up to the large creature with his hands in his pockets, oozing confidence because he can absolutely take on a ten-footish-bunny. ]

I'd have thought you'd be long gone by now.

[The bunny turns around, only to find a young midlander before him.]

Howdy-doo! Are ya the suspicious guy from earlier? I did briefly move to the market but by popular demand I came back! But congrats on finding me! How about a biiiig hug? And a voucher for a free shaved ice or sundae?

[ It strikes him, then, how... fluffy the bunny looks. And misshapen. While before he'd thought he might be dealing with an Adeptus - one of the sacred beasts of Jueyen Karst, who had also been transported to this world - now that he sees the creature standing before him he's not so sure.

Also, his voice sounds like it's muffled, like it's coming from... inside ??? the bunny hood? That's strange. A mask, maybe? ]

Why would I want a free shaved ice or a sundae when I have a delicious-looking rabbit right here?

...

[Gods, why does everyone call Genbu a weirdo when the weird ones are the people he attracts?]

Hold on there, pal! This bunny ain't for eatin'! I'm here to be yer friend! I don't taste all that good!

[ listen okay he's not that weird he's got a sugar baby to feed ]

Right, right. Listen, I said I'd give you a head start, and since I'm already here and you haven't budged, I can only imagine that to mean that to mean that you've willingly accepted your fate.

I'm sure with enough spices, you'd make a delicious meal. It's good for you that I'm an experienced chef.

[...This was heading down a weird path.]

Oi oi, I can assure ya I'm not a tasty rabbit! Feel free to take a bite out of my arm and see fer yerself if ya don't believe me!

[Genbu holds out said arm. Hope Mr. Weirdo likes the taste of Ironworks crafted near-indestructible bunny costume.]

I would, but I don't want to ruin my appetite for later. [ Up close he can definitely see that's not at all fur, and looks more like the outside of a plush toy than anything. The entire get-up looks like one big fancy costume, but why anyone would go around dressed like a giant pink rabbit is beyond him. It's hardly good camouflage. ]

Well then, shall we get down to it? Do you have any last requests, Mr. Rabbit?

...You're a strange feller, aren't ya?

Well then for my last request, can you at least take me to your home first before killing me? I don't want the kids to see the slaughter of a big innocent bunny!

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[ ah. that’s a forward move, he thinks, and not really one that he’s not sure he should agree to without at least informing Zhongli. ]

Do you not have a little den of your own, Mr. Rabbit? Why don’t we go there?

Erm, sorry, pal! I don't have a den of my own! I currently live in someone else's den...and I'd rather she not see me get slaughtered either!

Oh? Is Mr. Rabbit a family man?

[ How long can this weirdo keep this up, he wonders. The more he hears him talk, the more he’s certain that what he’s wearing is some kind of mask or helmet. It’s not the strangest thing, he thinks, but he still wonders over why someone would do it. ]

Do you have your own little bunch of baby hares waiting for you at home? I suppose I won’t have you for supper, then.

No, more like an old lady who adopted me when I was hungry and homeless!

[Which...wasn't far from what actually happened to Genbu.]

But glad to know ya have a change of heart! How about three vouchers?

[ He does a mental tally in his head. He's had shaved ice as a kid in Snezhnaya, so he wouldn't mind a freebie. He imagines Zhongli hasn't had it, and Shell, too.

.... he really only has like two friends, huh. How sad. ]

You know what, Mr. Rabbit? You strike a hard bargain. I'll take it.

That's the spirit! And remember! Make a purchase with these and you can get two free ice creams per voucher!

[Genbunny reaches out with his lil bunny paws to hand the vouchers over. Phew, glad he was able to avoid a strange situation.]

Oh, and call me Genbunny. Mr. Rabbit is my father! Gahahaha!

Genbunny. [ That's. That's a name. ]

And is your father also as tasty-looking as you are? I could make an impressive stew with two giant rabbits.

[ He'll stow the vouchers away for safekeeping nonchalantly, like he hasn't just commented about casual rabbit slaughter. ]

[Why is this mans so weird]

Ahahaha, I keep tellin' ya, we ain't for eatin'!

[Patpat the head]

I should get back to the kids! Maybe ya can try cookin' me up some other time! What's yer name?

[ listen fantasy russia's wild okay

the headpat's a little weird, mostly because there's not a whole lot of people who have done that to him. he's quick to duck his head tho, lightly batting at the bunny's paw... glove thing with a laugh. ]

I hope you're not out to make a meal out of them. I might just have to slice you up if that's the case.

I'm Tartaglia, but you can call me Childe.

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