Video. un: dynamight

[hot_handed]

[An angry looking young man is shown on screen with his arms folded, tapping his fingers against his arm in poorly concealed restlessness. He barely looks into the video at first, still grumbling to himself.]

Fucking waste of time. I don't need magic to kick anyone's ass-

[He turns his attention back to the video, each word growled out like it's a threat.]

My hero name's Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight, and I guess I'm here to save all of you from those shitty wannabe scientists! [He gestures to himself and grins confidently.] But before that, I wanna see who's the best at the magic kizuna crap and find out strong this supposed world-saving magic is myself! I'm gonna keep this brief, but one other thing-

WHY THE HELL DO I GOT THIS BITE MARK ON MY SHOULDER?!

[He gestures angrily at his left shoulder, where there appears to be a healed scar that looks as if someone bit him once, sitting above another scar that looks like something speared through him at one point.]

If any of you did this, I'll kill you!

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[hot_handed]

WHAT?! They're getting extras involved in this bullshit? Do you wanna be here?

[Katsuki scowls, not shocked but irritated.]

Me? I'm the Great Explosion Murder God Hero, the hero of explosions and killing my enemies! [He starts fishing around in his pocket- where is it... And he pulls out his provisional hero license to show her.]

I've even got a license!

[pinkfox]

Who are you calling an extra? I'm an idol, you're the one who'd be the extra.

And I'd rather be here than stuck on a timeloop.

[ and she is just going to sigh ] Heroes don't kill people, you mean villain. A villain with a license.

[hot_handed]

What's an idol gonna do?! Sing at the villains?! I ain't a fucking extra, if anything I'm the main character and you're just some NPC!

YEAH, WELL- Whatever.

[He can't argue with the time loop bullshit. Katsuki's eye twitches, as that anger of being compared to them twists in his gut and makes his blood burn like poison. How dare she. She has no fucking idea-

But he just shakes his head and sneers at her, holding his hands up.]

You don't know shit about villains.

[pinkfox]

This is not a comic book, you know? There are normal people living their normal lives, just because you are crazy and think you are some hero, doesn't mean that's how the world works.

[ she crosses her arms while tail twitches with annoyance ]

Maybe if you stop screaming like a 5 year old you will actually get some answers.

[hot_handed]

Did they brainwash you? Nothing about this place is normal! And I ain't crazy, it's how my world works, which is a lot more fucking normal than this one.

[His face is red from anger as a vein throbs in his forehead.]

I AIN'T SCREAMING!

[pinkfox]

Your world totally sounds a lot weirder if you are an actual hero. [ in fact, it sounds crazy ]

[hot_handed]

How the hell is it any weirder than this shit?!

[pinkfox]

I mean, who'd even let someone who screams "I will kill you" become a Hero?

[hot_handed]

IT SCARES THE VILLAINS!!!