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jikan_network2021-07-23 11:51 pm
hot_handed) wrote in jikan_network2021-07-23 11:51 pm
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Video. un: dynamight
[An angry looking young man is shown on screen with his arms folded, tapping his fingers against his arm in poorly concealed restlessness. He barely looks into the video at first, still grumbling to himself.]
Fucking waste of time. I don't need magic to kick anyone's ass-
[He turns his attention back to the video, each word growled out like it's a threat.]
My hero name's Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight, and I guess I'm here to save all of you from those shitty wannabe scientists! [He gestures to himself and grins confidently.] But before that, I wanna see who's the best at the magic kizuna crap and find out strong this supposed world-saving magic is myself! I'm gonna keep this brief, but one other thing-
WHY THE HELL DO I GOT THIS BITE MARK ON MY SHOULDER?!
[He gestures angrily at his left shoulder, where there appears to be a healed scar that looks as if someone bit him once, sitting above another scar that looks like something speared through him at one point.]
If any of you did this, I'll kill you!
Fucking waste of time. I don't need magic to kick anyone's ass-
[He turns his attention back to the video, each word growled out like it's a threat.]
My hero name's Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight, and I guess I'm here to save all of you from those shitty wannabe scientists! [He gestures to himself and grins confidently.] But before that, I wanna see who's the best at the magic kizuna crap and find out strong this supposed world-saving magic is myself! I'm gonna keep this brief, but one other thing-
WHY THE HELL DO I GOT THIS BITE MARK ON MY SHOULDER?!
[He gestures angrily at his left shoulder, where there appears to be a healed scar that looks as if someone bit him once, sitting above another scar that looks like something speared through him at one point.]
If any of you did this, I'll kill you!
Video ; @nazuna
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[He's somewhat accustomed to the reaction, but still! That's rude. He worked really hard on it.]
WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID?! What's your name? Pinktsune?!
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She sighs a little ]
Nazuna. Which is not a "hero name", it's just my normal name. What are you a hero of, anyway?
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[Katsuki scowls, not shocked but irritated.]
Me? I'm the Great Explosion Murder God Hero, the hero of explosions and killing my enemies! [He starts fishing around in his pocket- where is it... And he pulls out his provisional hero license to show her.]
I've even got a license!
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And I'd rather be here than stuck on a timeloop.
[ and she is just going to sigh ] Heroes don't kill people, you mean villain. A villain with a license.
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YEAH, WELL- Whatever.
[He can't argue with the time loop bullshit. Katsuki's eye twitches, as that anger of being compared to them twists in his gut and makes his blood burn like poison. How dare she. She has no fucking idea-
But he just shakes his head and sneers at her, holding his hands up.]
You don't know shit about villains.
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[ she crosses her arms while tail twitches with annoyance ]
Maybe if you stop screaming like a 5 year old you will actually get some answers.
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[His face is red from anger as a vein throbs in his forehead.]
I AIN'T SCREAMING!
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What kind of hero threatens to kill people anyway??? O-o;;
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THE KINDA HERO WHO GETS SHIT DONE!!!
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Anyway, I have no need for a hero, so I hope you achieve what you're aiming for.
[Not really buying that hero blabber with a demeanor like that... Besides, so far he's been able to handle and protect himself well enough.
Maybe not from himself but that's beside the point.]no subject
[But he calms down, if only a little. This place still pisses him off.]
Maybe you wanna be stuck here, but I can't achieve what I need to trapped in this shitty overly complicated dating sim. Saving the timeline's the best way to get back home, right?
...
[Wait. WAIT.]
If I save this place, that would make me the NUMBER ONE HERO THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE FUCKING MULTIVERSE!!!!
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[But-- huh.]
Maybe that's not really a wrong assessment, now that I think on it a second.
But I don't think only one person can achieve it. Seems more like a group effort. Theoretically, the title would apply to that group as a whole.
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[...Shit, he's right.]
Fine, but if anyone wants that title I ain't gonna let 'em drag their asses and then take credit for it when we win! They have to put in the same effort.
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I understand your sentiment on the title distribution. It's more than reasonable.
[Hmm, it may be easier to communicate with this person than he worried it might be, given the initial aggressiveness.]
I look forward to working with you. My name is Glenn.
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I'm a very reasonable person.
[Katsuki smirks, even though it can't be seen. Glenn is already easier to tolerate than some of his classmates, and he's not calling his idea stupid (because it isn't).]
Let's achieve a flawless victory! Katsuki Bakugou, but on the field it's GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT!!!
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To elaborate, the only reason I haven't heard the term "dating sim" in a long time is because I've been away from people prior to my arrival.
[...What the fuck even is a name like that. How old is this person? Fourteen?]
That's a bit long for a professional name. Is there something shorter I can call you?
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What are you, some kinda hermit?!
[He's very proud of it and he worked hard on it.]
Not my problem and nope! Don't even think about half-assing it!
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[Hmmm...]
At this point, it's either a shorthand version, or I risk butchering it repeatedly until I get it right. Pick one.
[It's just such a strange series of nouns and verbs and one singular adjective. A sequence of five words shouldn't be a problem to memorize, but the single lot of them are a mouthful at once. And none of them even tangentially related to his interests.]
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[That's what he would do.]
Don't tell me to pick one! Keep practicing until you get it right!
[At least Glenn isn't insulting his hero name, but he doesn't have a lot of patience.]
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I went to outer space, though. It's easier to keep a contagion from spreading when one is that far away.
[He takes a moment to say the name to himself, frowning.]
But I did tell you to pick one. Because knowing my mind, it may take a long while for me to get it right. It's also likely to take me nearly eight seconds to speak it each time.
[Not that he won't try, because that's the polite thing to do, but he'd hate to keep butchering it over and over again.]
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YOU'VE BEEN TO SPACE?!
hang the fuck on
Contagion?
[Katsuki takes a moment to respond. Finally-]
FINE, if you can't call me that call me Bakugou.
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I have it handled now. Turns out it was a laughably simple answer that I had but didn't realize it for ages.
q2: Yes. I've been in space for, arguably, more time than I've ever been planetside of late. If I had to measure it, the ratio of space-to-planetside is, out of a scale of 5, 4-to-1.
Bakugou, then. :)
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You some kinda scientist?
Oh yeah? Care to elaborate on the answer?
[Katsuki does the math, but there's something off about the answer he reaches.]
You went to space when you were young? That must have been fucking boring.
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Regarding space, well. Space-travel is common in my world. Like cars or trains. It's quiet, not boring.
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Is there anywhere to go out there?
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[Why do people like this?? But... his instincts get a thrill at the prospect.
[So he eventually lists a few places that seem open and unoccupied enough to not cause harm to others on accident, or collateral damage. Might as well.]
Any of those places are sufficient, I think.
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[He looks over the locations a few moments before he responds again. He's just excited to spar. There may be plenty to explore here, but it's been difficult to adjust with no way to channel his pent-up energy.]
How about this place?
[He lists the location.]
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Because this is such short notice, it will have to wait a little. I'll be useless as a sparring partner if I can't make sure I have my basic needs fully met.
But because this is a written medium, there is no chance of me forgetting.
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.....You need food or some shit? Do you sleep?
Yeah no shit. I'd remind you if you did anyway.
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Good. Even if I did have a risk of forgetting, I'd be grateful for the reminder.
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Yeah, yeah.