Video. un: dynamight

[hot_handed]

[An angry looking young man is shown on screen with his arms folded, tapping his fingers against his arm in poorly concealed restlessness. He barely looks into the video at first, still grumbling to himself.]

Fucking waste of time. I don't need magic to kick anyone's ass-

[He turns his attention back to the video, each word growled out like it's a threat.]

My hero name's Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight, and I guess I'm here to save all of you from those shitty wannabe scientists! [He gestures to himself and grins confidently.] But before that, I wanna see who's the best at the magic kizuna crap and find out strong this supposed world-saving magic is myself! I'm gonna keep this brief, but one other thing-

WHY THE HELL DO I GOT THIS BITE MARK ON MY SHOULDER?!

[He gestures angrily at his left shoulder, where there appears to be a healed scar that looks as if someone bit him once, sitting above another scar that looks like something speared through him at one point.]

If any of you did this, I'll kill you!

Comments

[reorienting]

Working on the food part. I'm primarily nocturnal, but adjusting to a day schedule.

Good. Even if I did have a risk of forgetting, I'd be grateful for the reminder.

[hot_handed]

You sure you're not a vampire?

Yeah, yeah.