un: tikkunolam

[accidentallich]

I was talking to the owner of the Sakuranbo to see if there was anything I could do without being in the public eye and she really wanted me to put on 'performances' for her 'cliente with particular tastes'.

Are people into skeletons in that way??? Why.

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[accidentallich]

Yes. I'm sorry, I guess I shouldn't spring that on people...

[grilletto]

what the hell are you sorry for?
that's so fucking cool
i have a million questions
but first like
how do you stay together without skin?

[accidentallich]

I think it's some kind of magic? I'm sorry, I don't know many of the technical details.

You really think it's cool?

[grilletto]

hell yeah i do
i've seen a lot of weird shit but i have never seen a skeleton that's alive
i mean i guess you're alive
do you have to eat?
if you do where does the food go?

[accidentallich]

I don't have to eat. Which is a relief, since I don't have a sense of taste left anyway...

[grilletto]

oh shit i didn't even think about that
you have to have a tongue to taste
so then you don't have to drink either i guess
what about clothes?
do you wear them or do you just kind of let it all hang out
your bones i mean
because it sounds like there's nothing to 'hang out' you know?

[accidentallich]

At home I usually wear pajamas, they're comfortable. But you're right that there's nothing really interesting to see.

[grilletto]

there's bones
bones are pretty cool
you don't have to worry about sweating
can you feel stuff?
not emotions but say you hit your elbow or something
does it hurt?

[accidentallich]

I can, so I try not to do that.

The experiment here where they had us hug people was nice. Very warm and cozy.

I AM SO SORRY

[grilletto]

oh man
what the fuck
i can't believe that skeletons like hugs

don't be i love mista

[accidentallich]

I can't speak for all of them, but at least one certainly does, nu?

[grilletto]

i hope you get a shit ton of hugs
hell i'd give you a hug too if you wanted

i got a little sidetracked but look
i don't know about people having a 'thing' for skeletons
but don't let anyone make you do anything you don't want to do

[accidentallich]

You would? You're very kind.

I turned her down, don't worry.

[grilletto]

yeah, why the hell not?
everyone could use one now and then, you know?

but good
i'm glad you didn't give in
because that sounded like it was shady as hell

[accidentallich]

That's true, I just don't want to make anyone uncomfortable...

I think a quieter job would be better for me, nu. Like a bookstore.

[grilletto]

if someone gets uncomfortable
it sounds like it's a them problem

i mean we've all got skeletons, so i don't see a problem here

you gonna look for another job then?
i haven't really gotten around much
is there even a bookstore here?

[accidentallich]

You're very kind.

There are a few! I don't know if any of them are hiring employees right now, but I've been slowly acquiring books I've never had the chance to read before.

[grilletto]

hey, at least it's something
probably can't hurt for you to ask
is that what you did back home?

[accidentallich]

At home I wrote articles for a Jewish website. There aren't all that many jobs where you never have to leave your home.

[grilletto]

so you did some kind of work from home thing then
is that because you're a skeleton person?
are you the only one like that?

[ These questions were personal, somewhere in there Mista was aware of that but he had so many things he wanted to know. Sorry, Gershom. ]

[accidentallich]

It's work where I don't have to leave my house and be seen by anyone. The internet is a wonderful thing.

The only other one I know is my ex. He's the one who turned me into this.

[grilletto]

okay so you don't have to answer this
but i have to ask
did he turn you into a skeleton when you were together or after you split?
that's probably a little too personal but
it seems like an extra dick move if he did it afterward

[accidentallich]

When we were together. He tricked me into it - that's the reason I broke up with him.

[grilletto]

holy shit
that's
i don't even know what the word is for that
that's like a double dick move
can you ever be changed back?