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[daeshim's mouth is set in a serious, almost grim line. but in his eyes, there's a curious light.

...and in his purple hair, a leaf. that looks like it hasn't seen a brush in a couple of days.]

People ask a lot of questions here. I also have a question:

Which would you pay more for, sex or a kiss?

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So you're a faery?

I think the average lifespan is like, 80 years, but probably a lot shorter in my line of work. And yeah, I found mine. I work with'im. You have to have a lot of trust in a co-worker like that.

some call me that. not one with wings though.

what's your line of work? a thief? a deep-sea diver? a lion tamer?

[yeah, he's just naming all the "jobs" where someone might have a shorter lifespan.]

A Turk. We're the "do whatever needs to be done" sorts.

Guess if you don't have wings then you don't have to worry about anyone plucking them.

Do people really do that?

I bet some asshole out there does!

i'll bite them.

...That might not be the punishment you think it is.

why not?

The kinda person who'd pluck wings would probably be into biting.

hmm. a real strange person. that's true, that's true.

Best bet might be to put'em down. Nothing else will stop the depravity. There is no bottom.

down where?

Never heard the phrase?

Means to kill them.

oh.

no, i don't want to kill anyone.

Guess it'd be up to you.

i'll yell at them until they stop.

I got a question.

If you don't have wings, what the difference between a faery and a person? You real tiny?

Only if you're a giant, six feet tall or more.

Magic is usually the answer, though some humans have that as well.

Is that giant? I'm not six foot, but I know a lot of guys who are.

hmmm...

maybe not a giant. but i definitely have to look up.

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