tightbod_bigrod: (Does the dark look cool?)
[personal profile] tightbod_bigrod
[Said video post would occur sometime after a bout of loud, illegal fireworks going off in the Shinjuku area, promptly followed by the disappearance of the 7' tall penis statue in front of the exotic dildo store.

This completely anonymous villain is filming from a dark area, dress in all black with a kitsune mask covering his face and long, curly horns. He does his best Tseng impression using a voice modulator.]


Did anyone witness the brilliant fireworks show earlier?

Well, while you were busy watching the show, we took your beloved penis statue.

If you ever want to see it again, we demand one trillion gil and a gold chocobo. Bring it to the southernmost pier in Yokohama.

[He puts a finger over the mouth of the mask and the feed cuts.

...

Then the feed comes back on.]


Two gold chocobos.

[The feed cuts off.]
song_princess: (The last Princess)
[personal profile] song_princess
May I ask a question if I may be so bold to ask?

What do you do when you can't fall asleep? Or find yourself wanting to stay awake.

[A small pause before sighing.]

It's nothing to do with nightmares or bad dreams! I promise.

[A small forced chuckle at her own words.]

Thank you for indulging in this one's question.
mistsplitter: (🌸 i've been caught under the)
[personal profile] mistsplitter
Greetings.

The language of flowers is truly very romantic, and receiving flowers from people, whether your friends or loved ones has always made me very happy. I remember playing a game when I first arrived, called "hot or not", and it was fun! I thought to make a game that had something to do with flowers this time around...

The rules are simple: People who wish to receive flowers may post a 🎀. Their friends, admirers, and loved ones may arrange a bouquet of similar or different kinds of flowers based on the meanings I've provided. I could not find symbols of the actual flowers, so these will have to do... Those arranging the flowers may even provide a message, if they wish. I would be lovely to read a message alongside receiving flowers, after all.

Please have fun! 。.:☆*:・'(*⌒―⌒*))) And if this interests you in any way, you are more than free to ask me about actual flower meanings and arrangements!


below this cut are the flowers Ayaka has arranged for this game, and their meanings! )
maxwellsdaemon: (Whys my hand so big)
[personal profile] maxwellsdaemon
Settle an argument for me, fellow Nipponions.

When your S/O has a death wish, it's just fine and dandy to go and get a stiff drink or several.

Cuz I'm gettin kinda pissed at the side-eyes I'M gettin for enjoying a nice, cold beer when this jackass keeps running off to play with some other guys sword.

SPEAKING OF! Turns out drinking alone is a bad idea and what's gettin his panties in a bunch. Anyone wanna join me for a drink's welcome!
tightbod_bigrod: (so you say)
[personal profile] tightbod_bigrod
Anyone here a tech wizard?

Or decently competent?

I need someone to help teach the natives, and maybe refugees who don't know much about it, the wonders of the web and the awesome things it can be used for. We gotta get the populace all fired up for the technological revolution!

You'd not only get a good paying job, but you'd be promoting education or some shit, too!

[Someone's launching his website soon and wants a consumer base to target.]
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[personal profile] bilocations
Hello… this is Sawyer again. I had a quick question. Have you ever had a pet? How do you become the best pet carer?
bloodyroses: (It's 3400 A.D.)
[personal profile] bloodyroses
Hello, Nippon! I'm noticing a lot of new people, so I thought it would be fun if we played a little game called "Hot or Not."

Just post a picture of yourself or something and we can go around with our opinions as to whether or not you're attractive. I'll be playing too, once I get some bookkeeping stuff done at The Crypt.

Oh, and if you're not into someone, try not to be TOO MUCH of an asshole, got it?


[Alright, IC hot or not is here! Just try to link pictures instead of embedding them and warn for any NSFW.]
shurajodo: (⦁ 02 💀)
[personal profile] shurajodo
it's like you people ain't seen a guy eat some fucken steak before

everyone else gets to eat their yakiniku n have fun or whatever but as soon as i sit down alone and tell 'em i ain't need the grill lit cuz i like it rare i'm the bad guy
diabolique: (未知 will always be waiting)
[personal profile] diabolique
(( The face on the screen is smiling pleasantly. Wei Wuxian even waves to the camera. ))

There are so many new names and faces on the network lately. I've been here a long time so if anyone needs help with anything, feel free to ask me.

Hi! I'm Wei Wuxian. Tell me something interesting about yourself. I'll start: I was dead for thirteen years before I came back to life and then ended up here.
silversoldier: (R - 41)
[personal profile] silversoldier
[ Sephiroth stares straight into the camera for a second in silence and then simply says a name. ]

Reno.
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[personal profile] faeshim
[daeshim's mouth is set in a serious, almost grim line. but in his eyes, there's a curious light.

...and in his purple hair, a leaf. that looks like it hasn't seen a brush in a couple of days.]


People ask a lot of questions here. I also have a question:

Which would you pay more for, sex or a kiss?
pilot05: (Hmmmm)
[personal profile] pilot05
Does anyone know the approximate reliability of weather reports for this region? And perhaps the location of appropriate storm shelters?

Additionally, if there are any metalsmiths or engineers in need of additional staff, please advise me as to your location.
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[Was he sat on a roof? You better believe that Duo Maxwell was perched on the edge of a roof, legs swinging (not that anyone could see that), bangs fluttering in the cool evening breeze.

And he was grinning. Not always a good sign.]


Yo.

[A hand lifts in a wave, then a wiggle of fingers as that grin widens.]

Name's Duo. Been here a couple days, lookin around, checkin the sights. Old timey Japan sure is steampunk, huh?

So what's the deal? I know what they said but what's everyone elses opinion? Really no way to get back home? [Not that he was really quick to get there, he was curious mostly.] Any idea what's going on back in our worlds? Did time stop? Keep going? Did the world go boom? Makes ya wonder, huh?
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[personal profile] sextoying
So... this again?

It's not a dream here, either, it seems. I'm Eiden.

So, what do you do for fun?

I can wager to guess by a few shops but I'd like to hear from everyone.

Does this place have some retro version of grindr, or is this the best we get?
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[personal profile] forleaving
[Okay. Okay. Everything was overwhelming. He felt in over his head. At least he'd found a quiet place to tuck himself away in so he wouldn't have a sensory overload on top of everything else, but- it only helped so much.

He didn't smile as he turned his attention to the camera, but he wasn't quite frowning, either. There was clear tension around his blue eyes, though. He was maybe a little irritated from what he'd looped through before arriving and then- everything else. The people had been friendly, he wasn't upset with them, but.]


Hello. My name's Adam.

[He paused after introducing himself, unsure what else he should be saying.]

I understand why I'm here. I think. But it's still...- [He gestured vaguely with the hand not holding his magi-tech comm.] You know?

[He just wanted to go home, but that was apparently not an option right now. At least he wasn't covered in murder crab guts or little wounds; those had both been taken care of.]

How long do you think we're going to be here? I want to do what I can to help but I'm not a scientist.

[Which meant there probably wasn't much, if anything, he could do.]

And...has anyone seen a guy, my age? He's got a shaved head, name's Ronan. We were together just before all of this.