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tightbod_bigrod) wrote in
jikan_network2022-04-11 03:39 pm
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You need fighters, investigators, taste testers, electrocutioners, whatever, you can call us at a very reasonable price for our expertise.
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We got a wide variety of talents. You need a murder solved? You can count on us. Need to figure out whose stealing your lunches in the staff room? We can do it. Need someone who's stealing your lunches to disappear forever? Well, I'm sure we didn't have anything to do it with, yo.
You need fighters, investigators, taste testers, electrocutioners, whatever, you can call us at a very reasonable price for our expertise.
On the job side of things... If you got a nice cock or boobs or both or whatever and you don't mind doing a little nude modeling for a very tasteful up and coming website, give me a ring.
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Honestly? I have no clue. Maybe find some work to do after I settle in? I should probably take some time to relax or something, but I'm pretty bad at it.
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You might want to try out a few bars, too.
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You think so?
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If you want to, I guess.
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How many familiar faces have you seen thus far?
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We haven't been here long so we don't have much set up yet, but when we do you can always drop by. Promise we won't bite.
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