[Text; UN: hotturk]

[tightbod_bigrod]

All right guys, here's the deal: we got services to offer and jobs to offer.

We got a wide variety of talents. You need a murder solved? You can count on us. Need to figure out whose stealing your lunches in the staff room? We can do it. Need someone who's stealing your lunches to disappear forever? Well, I'm sure we didn't have anything to do it with, yo.

You need fighters, investigators, taste testers, electrocutioners, whatever, you can call us at a very reasonable price for our expertise.

On the job side of things... If you got a nice cock or boobs or both or whatever and you don't mind doing a little nude modeling for a very tasteful up and coming website, give me a ring.

Comments

[text] un: midnightrose

[infernaltouch]

nude modeling? (◕દ◕)

[text]

[tightbod_bigrod]

That's right. You up for showing off some goods?

[infernaltouch]

Sure! Always up for a little free advertising of myself (・∀・)

What is this for, exactly?

[tightbod_bigrod]

Website I'm working on for people who appreciate some fine eye candy.

I'm always up for multiple models working together if that's what you're hoping to advertise for.

text: afairguy

[fairlyheroic]

You guys are really branching out, I'm impressed.

[tightbod_bigrod]

You gotta keep an open mind in this field.

I take it you're not joining?

[fairlyheroic]

Why, do you want to hire me?

[tightbod_bigrod]

[Okay, he hadn't expected that answer.]

Uh, I mean, I wouldn't be against it, y'know?

[Text] un: flowergirl

[ancientflower]

Reeeenooo! What is this?

[tightbod_bigrod]

What're we supposed to do with our time? Gotta make a living, y'know?

[ancientflower]

Hmm... I suppose.

So long as you're being good.

[tightbod_bigrod]

I'm not being good.

I'm being the best.

text; un: cadere

[decori]

That's quite the combination of services and job postings.

( a bit of everything and then nude models? well. )

I'll apply for the modelling. When does it take place?

[tightbod_bigrod]

What can I say? We've got a wide array of talents.

This week, actually! [He's not making this up off the top of his head at all.] Just got to do the finishing touches on our setup. Would you have any complaints about outdoor shots? To take advantage of the scenery.

Any area we used would be cleared of people for privacy, of course.

[decori]

That sounds incredibly pleasant.

( definitely better than some places she's had to be naked, for sure. )

And your payment for this job?

( she's new, money is vital right now. )

[tightbod_bigrod]

[He's also new, so that's a little tricky. Between him and Rude - because Rude's money is as good as his - he thinks he can manage this...]

Oh, it's a good payment for an hour or two of work! But we get rights to use the pics, of course.

And snacks are available at the shoot. You done any modeling before?

{Video; UN: bakusaiga}

[prince_of_the_moon]

{Just.

This.

Look.}

[tightbod_bigrod]

[Hmm.

Not a bad looker.]

You offering your modeling services? Some people are into the bitchy look.

[prince_of_the_moon]

{His eyes narrow and he lifts his chin, proud, untouchable.}

I am not. Pointless. Shameless.

Text || un: dango_milk

[formyeternity]

If you need another... model? That would be something I would like to try, if you are not opposed to it.

[tightbod_bigrod]

[Is this the shy type? Maybe he ought to be more careful with them. Don't want to get a bunch of complaints.]

Sure. I'm sure you got great assets. Our, uh, wardrobe is a bit limited right now, so you got some cute outfits to wear?

[formyeternity]

I believe I do, so that will not be an issue.

Is that all which is required for this? If there is anything important I need to know, do not hesitate to tell me.

[ This is what she calls 'trying something new' so hopefully this man understands. ]

Video; UN: Songbird

[song_princess]

[First, how the heck was she able to read so perfectly and second.]

Such things should be reserved for mates only.

[Besides, no one should see her in the nude.]

[tightbod_bigrod]

That's no problem, if you're willing to mate with everyone who sees the pics.

[song_princess]

[And here her cheeks flares up in a bright pink blush. She lets out a loud cry before speaking again.]

I! I do not! That is too crude! I have pride!