tightbod_bigrod: (Default)
tightbod_bigrod ([personal profile] tightbod_bigrod) wrote in [community profile] jikan_network2022-04-11 03:39 pm

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All right guys, here's the deal: we got services to offer and jobs to offer.

We got a wide variety of talents. You need a murder solved? You can count on us. Need to figure out whose stealing your lunches in the staff room? We can do it. Need someone who's stealing your lunches to disappear forever? Well, I'm sure we didn't have anything to do it with, yo.

You need fighters, investigators, taste testers, electrocutioners, whatever, you can call us at a very reasonable price for our expertise.

On the job side of things... If you got a nice cock or boobs or both or whatever and you don't mind doing a little nude modeling for a very tasteful up and coming website, give me a ring.
infernaltouch: (Default)

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[personal profile] infernaltouch 2022-04-11 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
nude modeling? (◕દ◕)
fairlyheroic: (I know every mile.)

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[personal profile] fairlyheroic 2022-04-12 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
You guys are really branching out, I'm impressed.
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[personal profile] ancientflower 2022-04-12 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Reeeenooo! What is this?
decori: (73.)

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[personal profile] decori 2022-04-12 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That's quite the combination of services and job postings.

( a bit of everything and then nude models? well. )

I'll apply for the modelling. When does it take place?
prince_of_the_moon: (☾ glaring)

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[personal profile] prince_of_the_moon 2022-04-13 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
{Just.

This.

Look.}
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[personal profile] formyeternity 2022-04-13 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
If you need another... model? That would be something I would like to try, if you are not opposed to it.
song_princess: (Upset)

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[personal profile] song_princess 2022-04-14 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[First, how the heck was she able to read so perfectly and second.]

Such things should be reserved for mates only.

[Besides, no one should see her in the nude.]
Edited 2022-04-14 23:26 (UTC)