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[tightbod_bigrod]

All right guys, here's the deal: we got services to offer and jobs to offer.

We got a wide variety of talents. You need a murder solved? You can count on us. Need to figure out whose stealing your lunches in the staff room? We can do it. Need someone who's stealing your lunches to disappear forever? Well, I'm sure we didn't have anything to do it with, yo.

You need fighters, investigators, taste testers, electrocutioners, whatever, you can call us at a very reasonable price for our expertise.

On the job side of things... If you got a nice cock or boobs or both or whatever and you don't mind doing a little nude modeling for a very tasteful up and coming website, give me a ring.

Comments

[tightbod_bigrod]

[Is this the shy type? Maybe he ought to be more careful with them. Don't want to get a bunch of complaints.]

Sure. I'm sure you got great assets. Our, uh, wardrobe is a bit limited right now, so you got some cute outfits to wear?

[formyeternity]

I believe I do, so that will not be an issue.

Is that all which is required for this? If there is anything important I need to know, do not hesitate to tell me.

[ This is what she calls 'trying something new' so hopefully this man understands. ]

[tightbod_bigrod]

That should be enough.

Keep in mind this is a fledgling business, so don't expect all the bells and whistles. Maybe when we build up a bit more...

So you wanna give it a try?

[formyeternity]

Understood.

Yes. I would like to go ahead and do this. Tell me a time and place and I will be there as needed.

And a time/date was given sometime that week for whenever works for you

[tightbod_bigrod]

No problem. I'll contact you soon!