[Text; UN: hotturk]

[tightbod_bigrod]

All right guys, here's the deal: we got services to offer and jobs to offer.

We got a wide variety of talents. You need a murder solved? You can count on us. Need to figure out whose stealing your lunches in the staff room? We can do it. Need someone who's stealing your lunches to disappear forever? Well, I'm sure we didn't have anything to do it with, yo.

You need fighters, investigators, taste testers, electrocutioners, whatever, you can call us at a very reasonable price for our expertise.

On the job side of things... If you got a nice cock or boobs or both or whatever and you don't mind doing a little nude modeling for a very tasteful up and coming website, give me a ring.

Comments

[song_princess]

Are pictures like paintings? But with clothes on, it should be no issue.

It... It is improper to be like that. To go around mating like that.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Yeah, like super realistic paintings. Much quicker to make them, too.

What's so improper about it? Sure, if you don't wanna and someone tries to make you, that's pretty improper. But if two people want to, why not? It's fun.

Zbahshdh I thought I responded to this!

[song_princess]

Really? How much quicker?

Because it should only be done by two who are mates. How could something like that be fun anyways?

[tightbod_bigrod]

Instantaneous!

If you don't know how it could be fun then you haven't met the right people. Namely: me. I could show you all the ways it's fun. Ever sat on a man's lap while he fingers you?

[song_princess]

... I would love to see one being done. It sounds like wondrous magic.

[And watch as Leanne's face slowly turns from a pale color to beet red.]

H-H-How crude! I am unmated or untouched. The most I have done is touch a man's face.

[And okay, now moving a wing to try and hide her face.]

100% troll mode activated

[tightbod_bigrod]

We could fix that if you want! Get you 100% mated and touched.

I AM DYING!! XD

[song_princess]

NO!

[And her wings poofed out.]

No! I don't want that!

He lives for this

[tightbod_bigrod]

What? You serious? Are you telling me that you don't want my tongue to go deep sea diving between your legs?

Good goooood

[song_princess]

I am serious!

[And her brain might be shutting down a little as she quickly moves a hand to try and block his view of that area.]

Absolutely not! How can you even think of doing such a thing?!

[tightbod_bigrod]

What do you look for in a mate, then? A nice rod? Or do you like someone who can pick you up and carry you to bed?

Bet I could carry you.

[Although those wings might make it a little hard. He wonders if they'd get in the way.]

[song_princess]

I am not looking for one! Don't you even dare to try. I'll peck you! I'll bite and scratch!

[She doesn't deny that he could pick her up easily and carry her.]

[tightbod_bigrod]

Oh, wow! You're way kinkier than I thought! They do say that you've gotta watch out for the quiet ones...

You can bite me if you want.

[song_princess]

Kink-key-er? What is... No, please do not answer that my lord.

That is supposed to make you not want it.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Alright, alright, I'll be merciful.

If you don't wanna be with someone, just tell them "I'm not interested in you." But don't tell them you'll bite and scratch and shit. Some guys are into that.

[song_princess]

... Thank you.

I will remember that, but why would they be 'into that'? Usually such things are used to ward off others.

[She holds up a hand to show just how sharp her nails were.]

Are all humans weird like this?

[tightbod_bigrod]

A surprising amount of us are weird. But getting a little rough can be fun. Just imagine it, if a guy had you pinned up against the wall and was pounding away. It'd be a good time!

[Apparently showing mercy had been a lie.]

[song_princess]

You said that you would stop it!

[No he didn't and not she is as red as a tomato.]

I-I-I think this conversation should be over now, my lord. I bid my lord a good day.