[Text; UN: hotturk]

[tightbod_bigrod]

All right guys, here's the deal: we got services to offer and jobs to offer.

We got a wide variety of talents. You need a murder solved? You can count on us. Need to figure out whose stealing your lunches in the staff room? We can do it. Need someone who's stealing your lunches to disappear forever? Well, I'm sure we didn't have anything to do it with, yo.

You need fighters, investigators, taste testers, electrocutioners, whatever, you can call us at a very reasonable price for our expertise.

On the job side of things... If you got a nice cock or boobs or both or whatever and you don't mind doing a little nude modeling for a very tasteful up and coming website, give me a ring.

Comments

[tightbod_bigrod]

Oh, wow! You're way kinkier than I thought! They do say that you've gotta watch out for the quiet ones...

You can bite me if you want.

[song_princess]

Kink-key-er? What is... No, please do not answer that my lord.

That is supposed to make you not want it.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Alright, alright, I'll be merciful.

If you don't wanna be with someone, just tell them "I'm not interested in you." But don't tell them you'll bite and scratch and shit. Some guys are into that.

[song_princess]

... Thank you.

I will remember that, but why would they be 'into that'? Usually such things are used to ward off others.

[She holds up a hand to show just how sharp her nails were.]

Are all humans weird like this?

[tightbod_bigrod]

A surprising amount of us are weird. But getting a little rough can be fun. Just imagine it, if a guy had you pinned up against the wall and was pounding away. It'd be a good time!

[Apparently showing mercy had been a lie.]

[song_princess]

You said that you would stop it!

[No he didn't and not she is as red as a tomato.]

I-I-I think this conversation should be over now, my lord. I bid my lord a good day.