[Text; UN: hotturk]

[tightbod_bigrod]

All right guys, here's the deal: we got services to offer and jobs to offer.

We got a wide variety of talents. You need a murder solved? You can count on us. Need to figure out whose stealing your lunches in the staff room? We can do it. Need someone who's stealing your lunches to disappear forever? Well, I'm sure we didn't have anything to do it with, yo.

You need fighters, investigators, taste testers, electrocutioners, whatever, you can call us at a very reasonable price for our expertise.

On the job side of things... If you got a nice cock or boobs or both or whatever and you don't mind doing a little nude modeling for a very tasteful up and coming website, give me a ring.

Comments

[text] un: midnightrose

[infernaltouch]

nude modeling? (◕દ◕)

[text]

[tightbod_bigrod]

That's right. You up for showing off some goods?

[infernaltouch]

Sure! Always up for a little free advertising of myself (・∀・)

What is this for, exactly?

[tightbod_bigrod]

Website I'm working on for people who appreciate some fine eye candy.

I'm always up for multiple models working together if that's what you're hoping to advertise for.

text: afairguy

[fairlyheroic]

You guys are really branching out, I'm impressed.

[tightbod_bigrod]

You gotta keep an open mind in this field.

I take it you're not joining?

[fairlyheroic]

Why, do you want to hire me?

[tightbod_bigrod]

[Okay, he hadn't expected that answer.]

Uh, I mean, I wouldn't be against it, y'know?

[fairlyheroic]

Really? Aww, you're gonna make me blush.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Come on. You don't think I hate you or something, right?

Might have to do some explaining to the boss when he shows up, but...

I think we both know you're not working for Shinra anyway.

[fairlyheroic]

Why would I think that? Here I thought I was the Turks' favorite.

But yeah, I'm pretty unemployed.

[tightbod_bigrod]

You might have to fight it out with the other SOLDIERs here for the honor.

I'm kinda in charge 'til someone above me shows up. So what's the last thing you remember?

[fairlyheroic]

Geez, isn't putting me up against those two a little unfair?

I have a feeling you already know the answer to that.

[tightbod_bigrod]

I don't know man, considering what Cloud's done. You've gotta step up your game.

People have been from all over time. It's really fucking weird. I think me and Rude are the furthest ahead so far...

But I gather you're at least from, y'know, after some shit went down if you're not with Shinra. You still on the run?

[fairlyheroic]

Totally unfair, I know I can't win if I'm up against him.

But that's what I heard. I've got a few awkward conversations coming up, I think.

Let's just say that I almost made it back.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Almost?

[He's yet to run into someone who was from AFTER they died...]

[fairlyheroic]

Almost. Freedom's pretty pricy, you know. I only had enough on me for Cloud.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Wait, are you saying that you... You're already...?

And you remember it...?

[fairlyheroic]

Yep. You guys are getting soft if the army beat you to us. Think Tseng will let me file a complaint if he shows up?

[Text] un: flowergirl

[ancientflower]

Reeeenooo! What is this?

[tightbod_bigrod]

Damn. Sorry. We tried, man, we seriously tried. Our whole department got real fucked over.

If you wanna leave a letter of grievance I can make sure he gets it when he arrives.

[tightbod_bigrod]

What're we supposed to do with our time? Gotta make a living, y'know?

[ancientflower]

Hmm... I suppose.

So long as you're being good.

[tightbod_bigrod]

I'm not being good.

I'm being the best.

[fairlyheroic]

Don't be. I didn't know you guys were having problems, too, Cissnei never said anything about it when we ran into her.

I think I should file it in person, it might be my only chance to catch him by surprise for once.