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jikan_network2022-04-11 03:39 pm
tightbod_bigrod) wrote in jikan_network2022-04-11 03:39 pm
[Text; UN: hotturk]
All right guys, here's the deal: we got services to offer and jobs to offer.
We got a wide variety of talents. You need a murder solved? You can count on us. Need to figure out whose stealing your lunches in the staff room? We can do it. Need someone who's stealing your lunches to disappear forever? Well, I'm sure we didn't have anything to do it with, yo.
You need fighters, investigators, taste testers, electrocutioners, whatever, you can call us at a very reasonable price for our expertise.
On the job side of things... If you got a nice cock or boobs or both or whatever and you don't mind doing a little nude modeling for a very tasteful up and coming website, give me a ring.
We got a wide variety of talents. You need a murder solved? You can count on us. Need to figure out whose stealing your lunches in the staff room? We can do it. Need someone who's stealing your lunches to disappear forever? Well, I'm sure we didn't have anything to do it with, yo.
You need fighters, investigators, taste testers, electrocutioners, whatever, you can call us at a very reasonable price for our expertise.
On the job side of things... If you got a nice cock or boobs or both or whatever and you don't mind doing a little nude modeling for a very tasteful up and coming website, give me a ring.
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So long as you're being good.
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I'm being the best.
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Alright, so you're playing at being a detective and a pervert?
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[She's totally laughing.]
How do you know that type of content is flourishing?
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Not for myself or anything, but whether you're hanging around the top brass or the slums, you find they end up interested in the same shit.
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[Though, okay, she remembered what it was like in Wall Market, but that was probably an isolated case, right?]
Do people actually like that kind of stuff? Really?
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[Wait, this is Aerith, right?
And she's got at least two SOLDIERs around her now.]
-a great mind.
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Ohh, so it's a mind? Do you think I've a great mind? Would it be appreciated?
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So, did you have need of a skilled and devilishly handsome Turk?
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Not really. Why? Is Rude available?
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...You weren't texting about the modeling gig, were you?
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I wasn't... but I'm tempted. If you're really wanting to start a business you need something to start with, right? It could be fun!
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[And if either Zack or Sephiroth saw it, what would happen to him?]
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I don't think it could hurt to live a little.
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[For him it's another matter. He's gonna die.]
Yeah, I guess we can do this. Just, let me get stuff set up.
[In other words, let him desperately text Rude asking for stuff to make it look like a "tasteful photoshoot".]
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I'll let you know when we've got things ready. You can bring your favorite kinda flowers if you want.
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[Better to let the flower girl pick than him and Rude.]
And, you got any cute outfits?
[Because he'd been planning on asking people to get naked. He didn't have a wardrobe on hand... Unless she wanted to pose in Rude's underwear.]
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See you soon, Reno!
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