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[ The timing of this post is planned very carefully to minimize the chances of certain eyes noticing it, especially a certain set of vampire eyes. ]

Does anyone know much about vampires? Not stories but actual vampires...

I have some questions.

Well, I want to figure out something.

Asking for a friend.

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The Crypt? That sounds ominous.

[bloodyroses]

it is literally just a strip club

but we got all kinds of vampires

there's this dude who sparkles

someone with a little green diamond thing floating over their head for some reason

what appears to be a sentient watermelon

nosferatu

this girl who used to work at a place called the titty twister

this guy who doesn't drink blood but just acts super annoying all the time

whatever the fuck a malkavian is

another girl who can pop her torso off and start hovering around?

some folks from a place called barovia

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[ Strip club would have been enough to get him to feel comfortable going but now he's curious as hell. ]

I guess I'll have to come by.