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jikan_network2022-06-01 02:38 am
oneandoni) wrote in jikan_network2022-06-01 02:38 am
video; un: crimsononi
[hey there Nippon, it's your local oni, broadcasting live from Kyoto - and more importantly, from Uji and the MRU's campus]
Hahahaha! Hey Nippon, did you know today's a super important day? [a dramatic pause, before he laughs again] It's my birthday!
And seeing as it's so important, I gotta go real big with the celebration! Location's a big deal, you know, and I thought real hard about the perfect spot. [he nods a few times] At first I thought it had to be somewhere worthy of an awesome guy like me. Somewhere grand and and worthy and just as awesome as I am! But you know what?
Right here in Uji is the most perfect spot! And spending the day with a bunch of friends and a bunch of oni sounds like the only way to celebrate! Gotta max those good vibes, y'know?
So if you wanna, we're in Uji at the university hanging out all day. And we're gonna cook some delicious food later on, so you definitely don't wanna miss out!
—oh, yeah! It ain't just my birthday, but it's Paimon's, too! Hey chibi, come get some food, I ain't saving any for you!
Hahahaha! Hey Nippon, did you know today's a super important day? [a dramatic pause, before he laughs again] It's my birthday!
And seeing as it's so important, I gotta go real big with the celebration! Location's a big deal, you know, and I thought real hard about the perfect spot. [he nods a few times] At first I thought it had to be somewhere worthy of an awesome guy like me. Somewhere grand and and worthy and just as awesome as I am! But you know what?
Right here in Uji is the most perfect spot! And spending the day with a bunch of friends and a bunch of oni sounds like the only way to celebrate! Gotta max those good vibes, y'know?
So if you wanna, we're in Uji at the university hanging out all day. And we're gonna cook some delicious food later on, so you definitely don't wanna miss out!
—oh, yeah! It ain't just my birthday, but it's Paimon's, too! Hey chibi, come get some food, I ain't saving any for you!
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He coughs a few more times, like he's trying to clear his throat]
Y-Yeah, yeah, something like that. He was sick, y'know, so he uh, was kind of clumsy. He's okay now?
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But what about you? You sure are coughing a lot... you didn't catch it, did you?
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—no! No, no, I'm fine, think it might just be allergies.
[smooth]
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[Unless he's uncontrollably horny and needs to spend a week getting dicked by an Oni, obviously.]
But-- allergies? You didn't accidentally eat anything with beans, did you?
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[he's teasing, he doesn't think it's a bad thing at all . . . unless he wants to fuck the traveler, then, uh]
Nah, no way, with all these oni here there's not a bean in sight! Thankfully. It's, y'know, pollen and stuff. It can get stuck in your throat if you've been talking a lot.