video; un: crimsononi

[oneandoni]

[hey there Nippon, it's your local oni, broadcasting live from Kyoto - and more importantly, from Uji and the MRU's campus]

Hahahaha! Hey Nippon, did you know today's a super important day? [a dramatic pause, before he laughs again] It's my birthday!

And seeing as it's so important, I gotta go real big with the celebration! Location's a big deal, you know, and I thought real hard about the perfect spot. [he nods a few times] At first I thought it had to be somewhere worthy of an awesome guy like me. Somewhere grand and and worthy and just as awesome as I am! But you know what?

Right here in Uji is the most perfect spot! And spending the day with a bunch of friends and a bunch of oni sounds like the only way to celebrate! Gotta max those good vibes, y'know?

So if you wanna, we're in Uji at the university hanging out all day. And we're gonna cook some delicious food later on, so you definitely don't wanna miss out!

—oh, yeah! It ain't just my birthday, but it's Paimon's, too! Hey chibi, come get some food, I ain't saving any for you!

Comments

un: paimon

[emergencysnack]

Hey! You better save some for Paimon! Or Paimon isn't giving you your present!

[oneandoni]

I guess I can set aside some of the good stuff for you. [joke's on her he was planning to already!!] Present? You didn't have to get me anything!

[emergencysnack]

You better!

[HMPH]

And of course Paimon's getting you a present! It's the least Paimon can do after you looked after the Traveler last month!

[Aether may have told Paimon he was sick that week he was in heat...]

[oneandoni]

C'mon, you know I will!

[HUFF!! . . . oh. He looks off to the side and lifts his free hand to cough a little awkwardly]

He would've done the same for me, so of course I was gonna, uh, look after him and all.

[emergencysnack]

Yeah, that's true.

Oh! But next time, you two should really take it easy! Aether was walking funny for almost three whole days afterward!

[Paimon, please, his dignity--]

He didn't wanna talk about it, so Paimon figured he must've tripped or something else really embarrassing, huh?

[oneandoni]

[oh my god Paimon, he doesn't know if she knows that they've, uh, been messing around but he's also not going to be the one to tell her!!

He coughs a few more times, like he's trying to clear his throat]

Y-Yeah, yeah, something like that. He was sick, y'know, so he uh, was kind of clumsy. He's okay now?

[emergencysnack]

Yep, he's all better now!

But what about you? You sure are coughing a lot... you didn't catch it, did you?

[oneandoni]

That's good to hear, you gonna bring him to the party?

—no! No, no, I'm fine, think it might just be allergies.

[smooth]

un: theballadeer

[lyingstars]

Oh, you. I have an onikabuto for you if you still want it.

[oneandoni]

Hey, long time no see! I - what, really??

video; un: kamisato

[haran]

Oho, that sounds quite fun, Itto. Happy Birthday. Is there a particular gift you'd like to receive from me? Nothing is off limits.

[he smiles brightly, itto's birthday is certainly something to be celebrated! he'll be sure to drop by once he picks up an appropriate gift.]

[emergencysnack]

Of course! Wherever the Traveler goes, Paimon goes too!

[Unless he's uncontrollably horny and needs to spend a week getting dicked by an Oni, obviously.]

But-- allergies? You didn't accidentally eat anything with beans, did you?

[oneandoni]

Aww, thanks Ayato! [aniki wished him a happy birthday gosh] You don't gotta get me anything, hanging out with people is more than enough for me!

[oneandoni]

You two are really attached at the hip, huh?

[he's teasing, he doesn't think it's a bad thing at all . . . unless he wants to fuck the traveler, then, uh]

Nah, no way, with all these oni here there's not a bean in sight! Thankfully. It's, y'know, pollen and stuff. It can get stuck in your throat if you've been talking a lot.

[haran]

Well then, I'll opt for a surprise.

Are you adept at cooking, Itto? I wonder what sorts of things an oni would like to make.

[oneandoni]

I'm a great cook! [for once he isn't exaggerating] I make some pretty great yakisoba - that's what I was thinking of cooking down here, since it's easy to make a lot of.

[haran]

Oho? Do you take customization requests, Chef Itto? I'm certainly looking forward to trying your creations.

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[chichichi]

Careful, birthday boy. Marshmallow-chan might just decide to eat you to get at the food you refused to save and share.

[oneandoni]

For you I'd take one, of course! [and anyone else but most importantly, Ayato] What'd you have in mind?

[oneandoni]

Hey hey, she wouldn't - couldn't do that!

Besides, I've got food saved. Of course I do, I'm just that nice a guy.

[chichichi]

[ ... ]

Have you seen her eat?

[oneandoni]

Uh, once or twice. Trust me, I got plenty set aside - and it ain't like I can't just make more.

[haran]

I've come across an interesting plant. I'd like to see how it pairs with food. I've double-checked its effects, and none seem to be of the unsavory sort.

[oneandoni]

I could give it a go, worst that'll happen is it won't taste good, right?

[chichichi]

You cook?

[ This is clearly the most important take away from his reply. ]