video; un: crimsononi

[oneandoni]

[hey there Nippon, it's your local oni, broadcasting live from Kyoto - and more importantly, from Uji and the MRU's campus]

Hahahaha! Hey Nippon, did you know today's a super important day? [a dramatic pause, before he laughs again] It's my birthday!

And seeing as it's so important, I gotta go real big with the celebration! Location's a big deal, you know, and I thought real hard about the perfect spot. [he nods a few times] At first I thought it had to be somewhere worthy of an awesome guy like me. Somewhere grand and and worthy and just as awesome as I am! But you know what?

Right here in Uji is the most perfect spot! And spending the day with a bunch of friends and a bunch of oni sounds like the only way to celebrate! Gotta max those good vibes, y'know?

So if you wanna, we're in Uji at the university hanging out all day. And we're gonna cook some delicious food later on, so you definitely don't wanna miss out!

—oh, yeah! It ain't just my birthday, but it's Paimon's, too! Hey chibi, come get some food, I ain't saving any for you!

Comments

[oneandoni]

Hey, long time no see! I - what, really??

[lyingstars]

I did say you could have one. Consider it a birthday gift... Those are things people do, right?

[oneandoni]

Well - yeah, most people give gifts, but it's not a requirement.

—not that I'm saying no to an onikabuto!!

But you definitely gotta come down and eat with us, then - so I can thank you properly and all.

[lyingstars]

I'll come drop it off, but I think your little floating friend would object to me staying.

[oneandoni]

Huh? Why would she not want you to stay?

[lyingstars]

I don't think she's a fan of Harbingers.

[oneandoni]

Ooh.

[. . .]

What's a Harbinger?

[lyingstars]

...Not important.

She simply doesn't like me.

[oneandoni]

Aww. [he pauses, looking around with his lips pursed, before his attention returns his attention to the screen]

She'll probably be distracted with all the food if you wanna try - and there's a bunch of oni here, so it's not like it'd be easy to notice you!

[lyingstars]

[Sigh.]

I can give it a try.

[oneandoni]

[look at how happy he is come on down bug buddy]

Great! I'll save you a plate, man.