video; un: crimsononi

[oneandoni]

[hey there Nippon, it's your local oni, broadcasting live from Kyoto - and more importantly, from Uji and the MRU's campus]

Hahahaha! Hey Nippon, did you know today's a super important day? [a dramatic pause, before he laughs again] It's my birthday!

And seeing as it's so important, I gotta go real big with the celebration! Location's a big deal, you know, and I thought real hard about the perfect spot. [he nods a few times] At first I thought it had to be somewhere worthy of an awesome guy like me. Somewhere grand and and worthy and just as awesome as I am! But you know what?

Right here in Uji is the most perfect spot! And spending the day with a bunch of friends and a bunch of oni sounds like the only way to celebrate! Gotta max those good vibes, y'know?

So if you wanna, we're in Uji at the university hanging out all day. And we're gonna cook some delicious food later on, so you definitely don't wanna miss out!

—oh, yeah! It ain't just my birthday, but it's Paimon's, too! Hey chibi, come get some food, I ain't saving any for you!

Comments

[oneandoni]

I'm a great cook! [for once he isn't exaggerating] I make some pretty great yakisoba - that's what I was thinking of cooking down here, since it's easy to make a lot of.

[haran]

Oho? Do you take customization requests, Chef Itto? I'm certainly looking forward to trying your creations.

[oneandoni]

For you I'd take one, of course! [and anyone else but most importantly, Ayato] What'd you have in mind?

[haran]

I've come across an interesting plant. I'd like to see how it pairs with food. I've double-checked its effects, and none seem to be of the unsavory sort.

[oneandoni]

I could give it a go, worst that'll happen is it won't taste good, right?

[haran]

Exactly so, Itto. I think it will be an interesting experience, in any case. And life is too short and too lacking in interesting things, I think.

[oneandoni]

I totally agree! Life gets boring if you don't take a few risks now and then.

[haran]

Oho is that right? I knew there was a reason I enjoyed your company, Itto. You certainly know how to liven up the day.

[oneandoni]

Hahaha, it's one of the things I'm good at! [but also: oh no big bro dokis] Especially today!

[haran]

Well then, I'll be there shortly, Itto. And happy birthday once again.

[oneandoni]

See you seen, big bro! And thanks!