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[faeshim]

birds dance or build a nest. rabbits play and jump over one other. deer will battle for a mate.

but how does human courtship work? i would very much like to know.

Comments

[localweirdo]

Precisely!

Although, I must admit, it is a rather strange concept to me. Having friends isn't exactly something I'm used to.

[faeshim]

i don't understand. you seem very friendly to me. i would think that you had many friends.

[localweirdo]

Not when you're a funeral director. It's such a shame that the concept of death isn't really something that people want to talk about.

[faeshim]

what's a funeral director?

[localweirdo]

Someone who specializes in funerals! In other words, I know the proper way to bury someone!

[faeshim]

bury?

oh! that's right, humans sometimes put their dead in the ground.

it must be a very sacred thing that you do.

[localweirdo]

It is! And all the more reason why people need to understand why we must not shy away from it!

Although, I have to admit, I'm surprised you haven't.

[faeshim]

...it's true that i don't like to think of the ones that i love dying. but i understand that it's part of nature's cycle.

[localweirdo]

[...]

I don't mean to bring up something so somber but again, I'm surprised by your reaction.

Most people would just tell me to stop talking about it or tell me to leave.

[faeshim]

rude. it's not like you're the bringer of death.

are you?

[localweirdo]

Luckily, I am not! But I must admit, I am someone who likes to promote my business a lot!

I always have to try anything to get people to buy my services.

[faeshim]

there is always a need for it, correct? at least until mortals figure out how to become immortals.

[localweirdo]

Yes, there is but most people wouldn't want to listen. After all, they believe the more we talk about it?

The more bad fortune will come.

[faeshim]

that's simple. you just ward the bad fortune away.

[localweirdo]

Again, that's why it is a shame.

Most people would rather believe in superstitions and misinformation than do anything about it. However, there isn't much I can do if they don't believe me.