Paimon (
emergencysnack) wrote in
jikan_network2022-06-12 06:17 pm
Entry tags:
- beware the villainess!: melissa foddebra,
- final fantasy xv: noctis lucis caelum,
- genshin impact: aether,
- genshin impact: arataki itto,
- genshin impact: hu tao,
- genshin impact: kamisato ayaka,
- genshin impact: paimon,
- jjba: johnny joestar,
- original: brickston bartholomew penderyn,
- original: kokoro amamiya,
- original: setsura yamaguchi
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Uhm, does anyone here know anything about taking care of a cat?
Or... someone who turned into a cat?
Paimon really doesn't know what to do! And Paimon can't just ask him what he needs, because all he can do is meow!
[The camera shifts to a pretty little cat, looking very disgruntled as it sits on what some people might recognize as Aether's signature white and gold scarf.]
[Did you know Kizuna can turn you into a cat?? Consider this an important PSA.]
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Or... someone who turned into a cat?
Paimon really doesn't know what to do! And Paimon can't just ask him what he needs, because all he can do is meow!
[The camera shifts to a pretty little cat, looking very disgruntled as it sits on what some people might recognize as Aether's signature white and gold scarf.]
[Did you know Kizuna can turn you into a cat?? Consider this an important PSA.]
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Address?
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[Aka, the refugee dorms in Kyoto shared with the local Maiko and Geiko, many of whom are Aether's friends. I hope he has fun telling them he's there to see Aether, because they'll tease him all the way to the teapot.]
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What are they teasing him about he's COMPLETELY INNOCENT!! S-sure the last time he saw Aether was... you know, but that's none of their business! He's a good chap and deserves any sort of help he can get, especially if left in the care of one ugly nickname bequeathing Paimon. Food soothes the savage beast so he's hoping that works both ways this instance.
He does puzzle a bit over the teapot, despite instructions. So THIS is it...? How... does he knock politely first... ]
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[Upon which, he'll simply be teleported inside -- appearing at the front door just in time for Paimon to open it.]
Oh! There you are! Paimon was starting to think you got lost!
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No, no just um... getting to know the women about the teapot.
[ He inhales sharply, desperately wanting to immediately change the subject before Paimon can inquire further. He holds the bags up. ]
I brought food.
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Ooh, yay! Paimon's starving! Maybe having some really good smelling food will bring Aether out! ...he's still hiding after hearing all that embarrassing stuff people were suggesting.
[He's suffering.]
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[ Bricks would hypocritically be first to tell you "you should have listened to me" any time any of his suggestions goes unheard, but, he's trying to give Aether some credit here. The other blonde has clearly been here much longer than him... and who's suggestion back in the gardens atop Miyazaki was one he should have listened to.
...Egads, does that mean he'll possibly turn into a cat one day too?
He finds a table and starts unloading the food. It's an assortment; mostly whatever he could grab from outdoor food stalls along the path or convenience store goodies. He also did grab a cans of more traditional cat food. There might be some catnip in there too. ]
Do help yourself Miss Paimon. You may have first pick since Aether is hiding. I hope it, ah, appeases...
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[The catnip tho...]
[But as Paimon settles in with some delicious non-catfood snacks, Brickston will hear a soft meow from behind him--]
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["Oh, there you are! Look, Potty-pervert brought us some food!"]
[Ever heard a cat laugh? Because he 100% just laughed at the nickname.]
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T-That name is meant to perish under all this food...!
[ He GROANS. Sets some more food out. ]
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[There's a notable shyness in the way Aether makes his way over -- aware that he's just a cat, but also very aware that he's naked. And somehow, being naked like this is more embarrassing than taking a shower together after the plant fuckening.]
[So he slinks over, keeping low to the ground with his tail brushing the floor behind him. But he will jump up on the counter and--]
[Sorry, attempt to jump up on the counter. Instead, he immediately flops off the edge and then falls on his butt, because this is not a cat who knows how to land on his feet.]
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Bricks has never had a pet of his own, and exposure to nice friendly animals in Doskvol is grimly uncommon, spare one Miss Apollo J Stoat, but an uneasy slink like that seems pretty universal. He tries to not gawk as Aether makes his way over but the jump and fumble has him startled and fumbling in turn, nearly dropping a small box of fried chicken. He bounces it in one hand in the air and then leans to catch it with the other, somehow managing to keep everything shaken but contained. He sighs and sets it on the counter. ]
Oh, that's embarrassing isn't it... [ It's said with less empathy than usual, a little airy, maybe even a little too sweet. Fair turnabout he thinks for being laughed at, but that's about as far as that pettiness goes.
He'd be embarrassed as hell. A cat that can't jump or land on its feet. He crouches down on his knees and more earnestly asks, ] Are you alright?
Want me to um... I could put some food on the floor here or if you want to try again?
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[But this time, he's smarter about it!]
[Because he takes one glance at Brickston, and then proceeds to use him has a human ladder to climb up -- and then jump up off his shoulder onto the counter.]
[Sorry for the claws.]
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[ The pinpricks of claws are uncomfortable but he bears them, then rises to his feet again and dusts off some golden fur. ]
Anything smell enticing?
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[There is no way to eat gracefully when you are a cat.]
[He can't use his hands, his can't chew with his mouth closed, and most of what he eats is going to end up all over his face! Sure, he can eat without needing to chew very much, but that's easier said than done when everything is so much bigger.]
[So, while he does paw at a plate of fried chicken to bring it closer, when he leans down to try and take a bite, it's the smallest most pathetic bite he thinks he can manage to swallow in one go -- mostly just breading, really.]
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...Paimon sure wishes he could talk. Maybe then it'd be easier to ask what's wrong. You don't have to force yourself if you're not hungry!
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[ Bricks cants his head, squints, and observes for a moment, honing in more on the mechanical malfunction of his movement than the trepidation that comes from not wanting to get his face dirty. Jaw too small. Food too big. Well then, that could be an easy fix, if that's the issue.
He rummages around the bags hoping to find some cutlery thinking even a cheap knife would do. He gets his hopes up but finds only chop sticks. Not sufficient enough. ]
Where do you keep your cutlery?
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[But Aether? He can tell immediately that he's been understood, and the change in his mood is palpable -- while his tail will stay low, it starts happily wagging back and forth, as he happily meows in thanks, and even sparkles a little for good measure. Bless u, Potty-pervert.]
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After finding a knife and fork and refraining from making any snobby commentary about the boorish lack of distinction between said knives and forks, he cuts a tiny cat-bite sized portion from the fried chicken, taking care to try and keep some of that outer crunch and offers it to Aether. ]
Here, say nyaaa~
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[He's so happy he can't control the tail anymore, waving it in the air as it trembles happily, as he paws at the counter for another bite. He's even started to purr-- and rather loudly, too.]
["Wh-Whoa! Guess he was pretty hungry... now Paimon feels kinda bad." At least she can bring him something to drink! Water, with a straw. Because he can drink through one.]
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Another piece is cut and offered and he'll continue to dutifully do this as much as Aether wants. He'll thank Paimon for the thoughtfulness and slide the drink closer.
He'll also cut a piece for himself during a lull where Aether is chewing. ]
See? That's better, isn't it.
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[It was still a little embarrassing to be hand-fed like this, but using a fork and knife felt leagues better than just offering him a plate to shove his nose into.]
[Still, whether it's because he's just been a cat for so long by now, or whether he's just feeling a little affectionate-- once he's done eating, he walks over and just kinda nuzzles against Brickston's side with his face in an attempt to say thank you.]
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Much better.
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SPARKLING INTENSIFIES. ]
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