un: salvador. player plot: meet the garbage ex

[gazelletamer]

Excuse me, but has anyone seen my boyfriend? I'm not sure if we came here together, and he gets terribly anxious without me so I'd like to reassure him as soon as possible.

He's pretty easy to spot - very short, usually wears cat-patterned pajamas, a skeleton. There can't be too many people here by that description.

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[bloodyroses]

[ time to put on her prettiest princess mode for this bitch ]

I don't believe I've ever had the pleasure of meeting him, I'm afraid. He sounds rather charming.

That said, if he were to turn up, what would be the most expedient way for us to reunite you two?

[gazelletamer]

My dear gazelle is the sweetest you'll ever meet.

Oh, just send me a message, and I'll drop everything to come to him.

[bloodyroses]

Good to know. I'll be sure to keep an eye out.

Does this boyfriend of yours have a name, or should I be resigned to calling him Mr. Skeleton? I don't want to be rude.

[gazelletamer]

We're old enough to fuss about putting our real names on the internet. His online handle is Gershom?

[bloodyroses]

I don't believe I've heard that name before, but as I said, I'll let you know if he does turn up.

[gazelletamer]

Thank you. I'm glad at least some people here can be polite.

1/2

[bloodyroses]

It's not a problem at all! There's just one question I do need to ask of you.

2/2

[bloodyroses]

Why in the world should I trust a man who's already spilled the blood of someone he loved once?

[gazelletamer]

I don't know what you mean.

[He knows exactly what she means.]

[bloodyroses]

Sure you don't.

Just like you have no idea how your boyfriend got all skeletony, right?

[gazelletamer]

Is there a problem with immortality?

[bloodyroses]

We both know the price you have to pay.

Listen buddy, I don't wanna die just as much as the next person, but if I had to murder a dude and hurt someone I loved for it, I'd just give up on the whole immortality thing.

[gazelletamer]

I didn't ask for your opinion on my choices.

[bloodyroses]

Do you ever ask for anyone's opinion, ever?

[gazelletamer]

No.

[bloodyroses]

Yeah, CLEARLY you don't if you think straight up murdering someone is okay for your benefit.

How much do you even give a shit about this boyfriend of yours, anyway?