un: salvador. player plot: meet the garbage ex

[gazelletamer]

Excuse me, but has anyone seen my boyfriend? I'm not sure if we came here together, and he gets terribly anxious without me so I'd like to reassure him as soon as possible.

He's pretty easy to spot - very short, usually wears cat-patterned pajamas, a skeleton. There can't be too many people here by that description.

Comments

UN: SleepyAsh

[neetvampire]

[That username... and that description...

Kuro doesn't like this. He doesn't like it at all.]

how about no

[gazelletamer]

Well, that's rude.

[neetvampire]

If he wants to reach out to you himself, he'll do it. Everyone can see this afterall. It's hard to miss.

it's not our job to help you locate someone who might or might not want to be found.

[This is Kuro's subtle warning to everyone who sees this post: Don't tell him anything.]

[gazelletamer]

It was a polite request. There's no reason to assume the worst of a stranger, is there?

[neetvampire]

Like I said, everyone can see this.

If you have to ask around for the location of someone, it's pretty strange that you aren't asking for them directly. They should have access to this network as well, if they're here.

[gazelletamer]

Oh, he doesn't like to put his real name on the internet, and I just wanted to respect that. It'd be a bit difficult to just say 'hey you, I'm here'.

[shutter_hime]

That's not someone I've met.

[Kokoro to the liberty of reading the comments before opening her mouth, so to speak. Snow Girls defending Skeletons, or something.]

But I'll keep an eye out.

[gazelletamer]

Thank you. You're much more polite than the other person who replied.

UN: Uravity

[floatsaway]

[Something feels...off about this. Ochako can't put her finger on it, but reading over this message on her tech-piece made her soft of frown a little bit. Call it a hero's intuition or something, perhaps. She knows who this person is talking about, but Gershom never talked about a boyfriend, and they didn't seem over anxious.

Though...to be fair, Ochako only really communicated with them perhaps once or twice. And she still feels like she acted terribly rude. Still, she can't help but respond - it's in her nature to be helpful, and it's also part of her job.]

That description sounds familiar...
I remember helping someone like that before, but I don't recall the name.

[gazelletamer]

Helped him? Is he alright?

[The concern is genuine, more or less. All of this message is written with complete sincerity, which perhaps makes it worse.]

[floatsaway]

[Difficult to judge sincerity in the form of text, but the speed at which the response comes, and the questions, do sort of help this guy's case. It eases some of those weird feelings from earlier, at least.]

Oh, yes, he's fine!!
It was just a short blackout in a certain area. I helped bring hot meals and blankets to people, in case they needed it during the winter chill.
I remember him because I was a bit startled when I saw him... ^^;;

[gazelletamer]

That's very kind of you. I know his looks can be a bit off-putting, but he's really very sweet.

[It's not good to judge based on looks! ...is a thing that is even true.]

[floatsaway]

Oh yes, he was very kind when I talked to him that time. ^o^
I haven't spoken to him since, so I hope he's doing alright now.
If I see or speak with him again, I'll let him know you're here, sir!!

[Since it seems her assumption was incorrect. Maybe just a bad first impression? Aizawa-sensei sort of had the same thing when they all got into UA. He was harsh, strict, and genuinely a bit scary...but now he's become their true mentor, and Ochako adores him and is so, so happy to have him as her homeroom teacher.]

[gazelletamer]

[Ochako is a good bean who deserves better than to be talking to Salvador.]

Thank you very much, I really appreciate it.

un: winedad

[vapelife]

Boyfriend? Aw, man, I was hoping to steal him for myself.

[gazelletamer]

[m u r d e r]

He is very cute, but I'm afraid he's very much taken.

[vapelife]

[>83c]

I'm not sure about that, man. Are you willing to wrestle for him?

[gazelletamer]

I would do anything for him.

[Even if he'd absolutely cheat at wrestling with magic.]

[vapelife]

Are you sure? He wouldn't have been the first I've won.

[gazelletamer]

All the more reason why you can't have him.

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[bloodyroses]

[ time to put on her prettiest princess mode for this bitch ]

I don't believe I've ever had the pleasure of meeting him, I'm afraid. He sounds rather charming.

That said, if he were to turn up, what would be the most expedient way for us to reunite you two?

[gazelletamer]

My dear gazelle is the sweetest you'll ever meet.

Oh, just send me a message, and I'll drop everything to come to him.

[bloodyroses]

Good to know. I'll be sure to keep an eye out.

Does this boyfriend of yours have a name, or should I be resigned to calling him Mr. Skeleton? I don't want to be rude.

[gazelletamer]

We're old enough to fuss about putting our real names on the internet. His online handle is Gershom?

[bloodyroses]

I don't believe I've heard that name before, but as I said, I'll let you know if he does turn up.