text; un: sleep

[verytired]

So has anyone ever just fallen asleep and then slept for four days?

Not that I know what that's like or anything.

I know it's probably not something I should offer, but...if anyone needs a little help getting some nice sleep at night. I'm your guy. I can totally help with that.

This isn't one of those doing for payment job things, it's a I'm doing it because I'm a nice guy and that's what I do thing.

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un: nakidori

[windsongs]

there are people who can sleep that long?
and there's no weird catch??

[ Never mind the fact that this is an awesome opportunity, Hibiki has legitimately never heard of such a thing. ]

[verytired]

I can, but I'm the god of sleep. I don't think most mortals can do it by their own choice unless there's something wrong with them.

Not sure why there'd be a catch or anything.

[windsongs]

I'm just used to someone wanting something in return
or maybe the person putting them to sleep is secretly evil and the only way that they'll wake up is from true love's kiss or something
but if you're offering an easy 8 hours with no strings attached I might be interested!

[verytired]

I mean, I said it's not one of those 'for payment' things.

Wait they what? Is that a story or something?

[holdshisown]

Yeees? But I was severly injured and probably dying at the time.

How exactly would you help someone fall asleep?

[verytired]

Probably the best reason to sleep a lot.

It's just what I do. Have done. For a long time.

[holdshisown]

Probably. I can't truly remember much of those days.

What exactly is it you do? Are you a healer?

[verytired]

I'm the god of sleep.

[thelittlestbub]

What's the catch?

[verytired]

People are always so obsessed with the idea that there must be a catch.

You guys okay?

[thelittlestbub]

NO ONE gives away things for free.

[verytired]

Sure they do. Plenty of us do, at least.

After all, I have anything I could possibly want here.

[afoolshope]

I slept for two days but that was only because I got sick after being outside when a tsunami was about to hit.

Oops.

[verytired]

Well, I do hear that sleep can be pretty healing, Minato. It probably helped make for a faster recovery than without it.

[afoolshope]

Probably. Otherwise, I tend to nap a lot in general. But not as long a you.

[verytired]

I'm glad to hear you get a lot of naps in. Very good ways to spend time.

[ it's not sarcastic, either ]

I mean, I don't really expect most people have slept as long as I have because of who I am.

un: sleepyash

[neetvampire]

Oh, mood.

[Kuro please--]

Sometimes I sleep for a week or so, but that just means I get a little extra beauty sleep. Nothing wrong with it.

[.....]

[verytired]

Sometimes you do this? That's pretty impressive.

Have to say you're the first I've heard of doing this!

voice | un: crypt_thing

[bloodyroses]

I mean, I came pretty close.

Is it still sleeping if you literally turn into a corpse?

[verytired]

I probably wouldn't say that counts.

[bloodyroses]

BUT I WAKE UP FROM BEING A CORPSE

AND I HAVE DREAMS?

so it's like sleeping! except I don't have a pulse

[verytired]

You have dreams? That's sleep then.

text; un: dandelionknight

[vennessa]

Are you selling sleeping potions or something?

[verytired]

Nope, just a god of sleep doing his due diligence. Always happy to help~

[vennessa]

God of... sleep?
What manner of place has a god for such a thing?