text; un: sleep

[verytired]

So has anyone ever just fallen asleep and then slept for four days?

Not that I know what that's like or anything.

I know it's probably not something I should offer, but...if anyone needs a little help getting some nice sleep at night. I'm your guy. I can totally help with that.

This isn't one of those doing for payment job things, it's a I'm doing it because I'm a nice guy and that's what I do thing.

Comments

[thelittlestbub]

God of sleep. Right. Sure. Why not?

[verytired]

Yeah. Why not exactly? Hypnos is the name.

I know there's loads of stories about me out there - some exaggerations.