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[protectorofsmiles]

[The video feed isn't quite up there in quality but it's good enough that one can see a very topless Genbu holding the device up to a mirror.]

Howdy-hoo! Im-

[His voice was toonishly high pitched. He clears his throat, and immediately it drops to his natural, much deeper sound.]

Sorry! Force of habit!! Say friends, any of ya know if there's a trainin' ground somewhere? I've been here a couple of moons now, and I haven't done a whole lot of activity like I did back home! Especially since I ain't draggin' my caravan around anymore! I think I'm startin' to shrink as a result...

[He flexes in the mirror, showing off what he thinks is a shrinking body, but even a low-res video can't hide how big he is. Still, he is concerned about his health.]

Oh uh, if anyone needs a sparrin' or trainin' buddy, I'm yer guy!

Comments

[protectorofsmiles]

Woah!!! What!??

[Genbu is up??? In the air??? How?? The hell was this guy?? And how was he able to carry a man that weighed maybe a couple hundred ponzes so easily!?]

Kyaaa! How indecent! Ya can't hold me more romantically?

[This whole thing looked hella weird. Genbu might as well have fun with it.]

[streunerhund]

[Heine's obviously a lot stronger than he looks. He slouches somewhat from the weight, but otherwise he isn't having difficulty stepping.]

No.

[He looks to Genbu's face.]

I wouldn't be able to see over your tree trunk waist.

[protectorofsmiles]

[They step into the bathhouse. The woman at the counter is a bit...confused.]

Meanie! I could have told ya which way to go!!

Ehh? Uh...w-welcome, sirs! That'll be 200 yen for two people...?

[streunerhund]

[Right, money. Heine makes a mental assessment of where he's keeping his money. He groans.]

Genbu.

[He made this mess.]

Get my money out of my back pocket? Behind the guns.

[protectorofsmiles]

Hmmmmmfine! But I'll pay ya back, okay?

[He's just gonna slip his hand into Heine's back pocket, right on his butt.]

Damn, hand is a bit big. Gimme a sec...

[Genbu's fingers are a bit big and he's struggling to pick the coins up. Yup, his hand is reaaaally getting all up in there.]

[streunerhund]

[This poor lady is getting to watch Heine make a few undignified expressions as Genbu rummages around in his tight pocket.]

Don't. Don't rip it.

[He has concerns, okay? Big hand flat against his ass in tight pants. He feels it maybe a little too much.]

[protectorofsmiles]

[Those were some strange faces the pale man was ma-

Oh

The woman realized what was happening.]

D-don't worry about it for now! You can pay once you're done and return to the lobby!

[Bright red, the young lady takes out a small basket full of complimentary toiletries for the two strange gentleman. Genbu was ecstatic. He grabs the basket.]

Oh ya sure?? Alright!! Don't worry, you can trust us!

Away my trusty steed!

[...The counter lady may have snorted a bit at that.]

[streunerhund]

[Seeing her face turn red just makes Heine's face turn redder. He says nothing for the moment, just letting Genbu finish that transaction and grab the baskets.]

I'm going to drop you.

[He doesn't. Onward inside.]