(Video; UN: makemelaugh) CW: Talk of coffins/bodies.

[undertook]

What an interesting set of circumstances! I thought it would be at least another century or two before I saw a place like this~ (No, longer. Maybe he was never meant to see or be in a place so advanced? Ah well, beggars can't be choosers!

He runs his fingers through his silver hair, revealing, for a moment, a green phosphorescent eye.)

Do entertain me. I love a good show! (All of the struggling and complaints are just signs of vibrant, stubborn life, in his opinion.) You may call me Undertaker - and, yes, I am more than happy to provide those services should they be needed. They're not easy, you know. The coffin has to fit just right. You don't want the body rolling about and giving someone a fright!

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[undertook]

No one really looks forward to it. Sometimes it becomes a necessity, but it isn't something that evokes true joy.

I used to judge souls, you could say.

[holeful]

Souls? Like you'd decide where people went after they died?

[He doesn't really believe in an afterlife, but people are from magic places here, so who's to say they don't have stuff like that.]

[undertook]

No, no. I just decided whether they were fit to go on or not. I've no idea what awaits them.

[holeful]

... What happened to them if you decided they weren't?