Video | un: ultra_deduction

[sweetsleuth]

So I get that there's a lot of wacky things going on with everyone this month, but I don't think this one's related.

Has anyone had a kizuna side effect just... not go away?

[From the sepia-toned video feed, Ranpo can be seen lounging on his side on a futon, a cat tail wagging behind him, despite no matching cat ears on top of his head.]

I've had this for a few days now, and it usually doesn't last more than an hour.




And before any of you say anything, it has nothing to do with the party yesterday night! It was like this before that!!

[Maybe he should have waited a few more days until after the orgy, but he's getting worried he'll be a catboy forever??]

Comments

[vapelife]

[Yeah, Dionysus embraces the daddy life.]

Yeah, they might actually be getting bigger? I guess I don't mind.

But you are very cute as a cat, man! Hopefully it just stops at ears and a tail though.

[sweetsleuth]

[...]

[He's gotta--]

So you're just getting hornier, huh?

[He can't help himself okay he is a simple man!!]

Well, I guess I don't mind the cat thing too much.
A lot of people say it suits me.
But I don't know what I'd do if it just got worse and I started growing fur or something.
It's bad enough that I already shed with just the tail.

1/2

[vapelife]

HAj

jvx

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[He apparently found that so funny he dropped his comm.]

2/2

[vapelife]

[Ok he's back.]

We could test that theory next you're over.

[Imagine the wink here.]

You probably just need a good brush
In any case, Kitten, if it's any worse let's hope if anything more changes it's just paws? Imagine cat feet!

[sweetsleuth]

[Ranpo over here feeling EXTREMELY PROUD for making him laugh so much, even if it was totally with a dad joke.]

A good brush huh?
I'm going to take that as an offer next time I'm over!

[Ranpo: complains about turning into a cat while also actively wanting to be treated like a cat.]

But I dunno how I'd feel about cat feet.
Can you imagine if they changed, but I didn't grow any fur?
They'd look like a nightmare!

[vapelife]

[Can you believe he's the god of comedy? Yet this is the stuff that makes him snort laugh.]

Promise, man.

[He has to stop to imagine it for a moment.]

Haha, you'd make them cute!

[sweetsleuth]

You think so, huh?

But I bet I'm plenty cute the way I am now, right?

[Not even subtle as he fishes for compliments smh]

[vapelife]

[He's a simp.]

Only the cutest!

[sweetsleuth]

Theeen you should tell me all the ways you think I'm cute!

Right now!

[DEMANDING]