Video | un: ultra_deduction

[sweetsleuth]

So I get that there's a lot of wacky things going on with everyone this month, but I don't think this one's related.

Has anyone had a kizuna side effect just... not go away?

[From the sepia-toned video feed, Ranpo can be seen lounging on his side on a futon, a cat tail wagging behind him, despite no matching cat ears on top of his head.]

I've had this for a few days now, and it usually doesn't last more than an hour.




And before any of you say anything, it has nothing to do with the party yesterday night! It was like this before that!!

[Maybe he should have waited a few more days until after the orgy, but he's getting worried he'll be a catboy forever??]

Comments

[sweetsleuth]

[Until he replies with a photo of a map of Kyoto, and about two dozen spots marked on the map. Should he check any of them, they vary between small clinics, drug stores, and pharmacies.]

Go to any of these places and tell them you have a Bakeneko sensitivity.
If you're allergic to me, and I have cat parts because refugees are part Yokai now, then you'd be allergic to Bakeneko yokai too.
And no culture with cat people is just going to ignore that parts of their population can be actually allergic to each other!
At least, not one as successfully integrated as this one, since you can be allergic to dogs and foxes too!
They'll have something there you can take for it.
Some kind of potion with a spell attached to make your immune system not react when you get too close to a cat.

But you'll have to go to a pharmacy in an actual hospital in Tokyo to get anything similar, since they don't need to mass-produce it in the East.

[How does he know all this?? He's Ranpo, it's a very very educated guess, which will prove to be correct.]

[...the only version offered in Tokyo is probably a shot in the ass, tho.]

[notgrande]

Sounds like it will be worth it. And I will definitely make your effort worthwhile as soon as I get it.

After all, I must test to make sure it works.

[ Yeah - that's why. ]

[sweetsleuth]

Oh, we'll need to test it, all right!

Thoroughly. Just to be sure.

[notgrande]

Well, yes. It's no good if it's not thoroughly tested.