Video | un: ultra_deduction

[sweetsleuth]

So I get that there's a lot of wacky things going on with everyone this month, but I don't think this one's related.

Has anyone had a kizuna side effect just... not go away?

[From the sepia-toned video feed, Ranpo can be seen lounging on his side on a futon, a cat tail wagging behind him, despite no matching cat ears on top of his head.]

I've had this for a few days now, and it usually doesn't last more than an hour.




And before any of you say anything, it has nothing to do with the party yesterday night! It was like this before that!!

[Maybe he should have waited a few more days until after the orgy, but he's getting worried he'll be a catboy forever??]

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[protectorofsmiles]

It'll still--

[Nah, he'll let Ranpo find that out for himself. And if it ends up not hurting? Well all's well that ends well, right?

Genbu shuffles and places his head directly onto Ranpo's ass, blocked only by a towel, and perpendicular to his body.]

Is it okay?

[sweetsleuth]

[........]

It's okay, but this is really silly.

[As long as Genbu doesn't shift too much and cause the towel to rub against his skin, he's fine, really.]

[At least he has a soft booty??]

Almost replied with silvaire screams

[protectorofsmiles]

Pfff hey! It was yer idea!

[Didn't matter anyways. The towel was cold now, and so Genbu sat up, proceeding to the next stage of treatment. He takes the towel off, making Ranpo bare once more. Taking a smaller towel, he soaks it on the hot water, wrings it, and places it over Ranpo's bum and legs.]

Heads up, heat incoming!

[After his warning and placing the towel on Ranpo, Genbu picks up what appears to be a medicinal bottle, and pours what seems to be an oil-like substance that smelled strongly of herbs into his hand.]

Ever got a massage before?

Silvaire wantin' the booty too

[sweetsleuth]

[He shivers when the towel comes off, only to tense up when the hot towel replaces it. But with this one just over his rear and his legs, his tail is free to flop over to the side instead.]

Well, not a proper one? But people like petting me sometimes.

[And doing a lot more than petting, given the marks. This horny cat.]

[protectorofsmiles]

Pfff no, silly! Pettin' is nothin' like a massage! Pettin' may feel nice but there's health benefits to a massage. For example, relievin' sore muscles and helpin' 'em heal faster.

If ya never had a proper one, yer first one might be a bit rough, but I'll be as gentle as I can.

[sweetsleuth]

You say that as if you aren't always pretty gentle with me! ...or at least, when you aren't bumping me into a door frame or something.

[The head trauma is real.]

[protectorofsmiles]

Come on, man, I can't help it that I'm so tall!!

[Pout pout

Genbu proceeds with the next step of pamper hour by folding the towel back, revealing Ranpo's tiny back that's riddled with marks of all kinds. Genbu then reaches over for a bottle he brought with him and pours the contents onto his hand. The oil releases a strong herbal scent.]

Granny uses his for her joints and introduced it to me when I overdid myself runnin' one time. I tell ya, it works like a charm! [As Genbu speaks, he rubs the oil in between his palms to warm it up, before gently placing his hands on Ranpo's back.]

[sweetsleuth]

It kinda smells like something a Granny would use...

[SO HERBAL... and also greasy. His back isn't quite as marked up as his neck, save for a few notably hickies and bites along his shoulders, and is mostly just sore from bending in odd positions all night. So there's no worry of brushing over anything like an open wound, at least.]

[But up this close, he'll definitely be getting a good look at all those love bites around his neck.]

[protectorofsmiles]

[He notes the love marks, bit all that runs through his head is how much fun Ranpo seemed to have that day. Heh.

But Genbu focuses more on the small of Ranpo's back, assuming that's a part he really feels sore. He kneads like a man who has countlessly been told he has "strong yet tender fingers" by...several strange people.]

...By the by, I'll be doin' yer thighs, too. But all I'm doin' is rubbin' them, okay? You're not in any state to be doin' vigorous activities right now, that's fer sure! So don't even think about it!

[Genbu knows Ranpo all too about now.]

/wraps this!

[sweetsleuth]

Trust me, I'm not. I don't even think I'm capable of getting aroused right now. My dick is on strike until I can sit down again.

[And he means it, because he's pretty bonered out!! ...since he would have already jumped him otherwise, probably. Genbu does know him well.]



[But all this means poor Genbu will just have to deal with the fact that Ranpo's default sounds when being massaged sound exactly like the sounds he makes during sex. And no, he's not doing it on purpose.]

[But either way, at some point, he just falls asleep.]