text; un: tamayama (nsfw)

[shutter_hime]

[Kokoro woke up in the early hours of the morning from a dead sleep. Something had pinged in the back of her head - thanks, health class! - has roused her poor brain.

She doesn't even have testes.]

Good morning. Did you knkw that there are tastebuds on the testicles?

I am missing the equipment, but in the bame of science, I need to know:

Will some of you fine, testicle-having specimens please dip your family jewels in soy sauce and tell me if you can taste it in your mouth?

I have to know if it's true.

Comments

[lakesides]

I've had balls my whole life, I've never tasted anything with 'em ever!

[shutter_hime]

But I'm specifically asking about soy sauce. Could you check for me?

[lakesides]

[There's a pause in reply, mostly because he's actually thinking about it?]

... That kind of feels like one of those bad ideas Aina's telling me about.

[shutter_hime]

Worst case scenario, it doesn't work.

[lakesides]

Yeah, but I don't exactly carry soy sauce around. Sorry. Pretty sure the answer's still false tho.

[shutter_hime]

Well, that's fine then. Thanks for considering it, though!

[lakesides]

Haha yeah, no problem! Always happy to help out. Even if this was pretty weird.

[shutter_hime]

You think that's weird, you should've seen the dream I had that prompted it. School dreams are the worst.

[lakesides]

Oh you've gotta tell me the dream!!

[not that he's been in school for a while but everyone has that one "came to school naked" dream, right?]

[shutter_hime]

You know, the typical dream where you're doing an exam and suddenly all you can think about when you wake up is the same question you were looking at on the paper? But you can't remember the answer?

Thus. Morning science.

[lakesides]

Oh. Yeah I'm pretty sure an actual test would never have a question like that on it...

But I haven't been in school for a while, maybe it's changed.