text; un: tamayama (nsfw)

[shutter_hime]

[Kokoro woke up in the early hours of the morning from a dead sleep. Something had pinged in the back of her head - thanks, health class! - has roused her poor brain.

She doesn't even have testes.]

Good morning. Did you knkw that there are tastebuds on the testicles?

I am missing the equipment, but in the bame of science, I need to know:

Will some of you fine, testicle-having specimens please dip your family jewels in soy sauce and tell me if you can taste it in your mouth?

I have to know if it's true.

Comments

[shutter_hime]

It will be a variable, but try something else. Maybe honey? Or spicier foods, if that's what you like?

[rocknbol]

[The next message comes back about an hour later.]

I don't know what to tell you! Nothing I tried worked.

[shutter_hime]

[The response comes several minutes later, because she hurt herself spittaking her mugicha.]

Well, what did you try?

[rocknbol]

I used the soy sauce like you said

And then I tried lemon juice. And honey.

[Which might not even seem like a long list, but most of that time had been spent on cleanup, and things he's not going to be sharing over the network.]