un: tikkunolam

[accidentallich]

I was talking to the owner of the Sakuranbo to see if there was anything I could do without being in the public eye and she really wanted me to put on 'performances' for her 'cliente with particular tastes'.

Are people into skeletons in that way??? Why.

Comments

un: snowman

[reflash]

If you're uncomfortable then don't let her force you into it.

[accidentallich]

I don't even know how to do that sort of thing even if I wanted to.

[reflash]

If she keeps insisting, then you should look for another job.

[accidentallich]

I think I will. Maybe there's a nice bookstore hiring or something...

un: LordExplosionMurder

[detonating]

You gonna go ask people why they get off on being shit on, too?

[accidentallich]

No?? Why would you even bring that up???

[detonating]

Because you're asking stupid fucking questions? People get off on anything they can, it's common knowledge.

[To a teenage boy who has been on the internet it is, anyway. Rule 34 anyone?]

text; un: adler

[disasdeer]

I can't imagine why it wouldn't be somebody's kink. And I imagine there being a skeleton is a pretty rare opportunity for this place.

[accidentallich]

I've been on the internet for a long time, but that's a bit much even for me...

[disasdeer]

I have, too. There are people who get off to all sorts of things. I mean, there's people who are into getting eaten.

UN: SleepyAsh

[neetvampire]

Unfortunately, I'm not even surprised.

[accidentallich]

I guess I shouldn't be either, I've been on the internet, but still. I don't even know how I would go about doing that.

[neetvampire]

There's a kink for everything, frankly.

And I guess you could do a striptease or something? But who knows what she's even thinking.

[Grumblegrumble-- to admit or not the fact that he already got roped into a job--]

un: ricochet;

[grilletto]

okay i should be used to this kind of shit
but are you seriously just a skeleton?
like no skin at all?

[accidentallich]

Yes. I'm sorry, I guess I shouldn't spring that on people...

[grilletto]

what the hell are you sorry for?
that's so fucking cool
i have a million questions
but first like
how do you stay together without skin?

un: piffleprincess

[shutter_hime]

That.

Sounds really terrible. I wonder what that even means, though. Like, maybe they're really into anatomy?

Also, are you a skeleton-skeleton or someone who is really into cosplaying skeletons?

[accidentallich]

Surely there are better places to study anatomy than the Sakuranbo...?

Skeleton-skeleton, unfortunately.

[shutter_hime]

I'll be honest, science is not my strong suit. Maybe they can't afford anatomy classes.

But you're not like a gashadokuro, right?

like a really little one?

As a vegetarian, I have a strict allergy against being eaten.

un: birdinthehand

[chichichi]

If you can conceive of a thing, people are into it. I don't claim to know the minds of those with that particular fetish.

If you're uncomfortable with the idea, don't allow yourself to be tempted or swayed. There are other ways to earn money, you know.

[accidentallich]

I thought I'd been on the internet for a long time, but apparently not long enough...

Oh, don't worry, I told her I don't even know how to do that kind of thing.

[chichichi]

[ There's a question brewing in her mind with that statement, but she reconsiders the initial statement and finds herself smiling just a bit instead. ]

It's more about where you go on the internet. If you're asking questions like why, it might actually be better that you didn't go to those places.

[ It's also kind of cute. ]

I'm sure you're going to get this a lot, too, but you're a literal skeleton?

un: yourusername

[terribletwos]

if you don't want to put on performances for anyone, don't.

[accidentallich]

I won't. I don't know how to do that kind of performance anyway.

[terribletwos]

it doesn't sound like something worth learning.