un: matsukaze | video | dated Sept 29th

[leafwhistle]

[The video opens up to the sepia image of a pale young man with even paler hair sitting under what at a first glance might seem like an umbrella. The camera turns slightly and captures the image of a dark haired, beautiful man sitting close against him with his hands tightly gripped Kazuha's sleeve, and it becomes apparent that it's actually a hat.

It's raining, just slightly, enough to muddy the ground they're sitting on. It's a bit too late for them anyway— their clothes and parts of their skin are smeared with dirt and mud. Anyone a little more perceptive might notice some smears and stains are a bit darker and stickier looking than the shiny mud. That would be blood.

Kazuha's face has a calm smile, despite the fact he seems to look slightly ill. His companion probably has the most intense sulk ever caught on camera.]

I'm looking for recommendations or assistance with, ah... [His cheeks flush with embarrassment.] I've swallowed something and need it removed, hopefully without cutting into me. We've tried a few things, but unfortunately, I've not really been able to force a gag reflex.

[The young man next to him decides to add in his own comment—]

Preferably in under 24 hours... Moron here might not live long after that.

Comments

un: theballadeer

[lyingstars]

Your hand inside him sounds as though it would cause more problems than solve.

[quizpersona]

I'm hurt that you think I'm unqualified to give great medical assistance!

[Gogol rests his chin on his hand. Maybe he's actually offering to be helpful this time. Fucked up if so.]

More importantly, do you really have the time to dawdle?

[lyingstars]

It's not my life on the line. The moron can make his own choice for how he wants to get it out.

I don't care for the hows, as long as I get what he swallowed back.

[quizpersona]

You might say so but you were oh so worried about what my hand inside would do! Really now ...You should be direct if you don't want any life-threatening tricks involved.

As dull as that option is it would be even easier to pull off.

[lyingstars]

I said it would cause more problems, not that I cared. But I think he's hoping to come out of this alive.

[quizpersona]

Hmmm? Dead bodies aren't that hard to clean up.

[He swings his legs idly.]

Oh well! Next you'll say that giving him a little scare is off the table too.

[lyingstars]

Just because it's not difficult doesn't mean I want to be forced to clean one up.

[That's work for underlings, not him.]

By all means, scare him as much as you want.

[quizpersona]

Maybe if you simply asked someone else could do it for you.

[Ask "nicely" seems impossible.]

[lyingstars]

Are you offering?

[quizpersona]

Ah~ah, I'm not offering. It's just like I said! You've got to ask.

[lyingstars]

How often do you clean up bodies? If I'm going to ask you'd better be competent.

[quizpersona]

Let's say that cleaning up messes is one of my more employable skills!

[All that work experience coming from that one murder association he's been a part of.]

[lyingstars]

Then if he drops dead, you'll be the first I ask.