Kaedehara Kazuha (
leafwhistle) wrote in
jikan_network2021-09-28 10:53 pm
un: matsukaze | video | dated Sept 29th
[The video opens up to the sepia image of a pale young man with even paler hair sitting under what at a first glance might seem like an umbrella. The camera turns slightly and captures the image of a dark haired, beautiful man sitting close against him with his hands tightly gripped Kazuha's sleeve, and it becomes apparent that it's actually a hat.
It's raining, just slightly, enough to muddy the ground they're sitting on. It's a bit too late for them anyway— their clothes and parts of their skin are smeared with dirt and mud. Anyone a little more perceptive might notice some smears and stains are a bit darker and stickier looking than the shiny mud. That would be blood.
Kazuha's face has a calm smile, despite the fact he seems to look slightly ill. His companion probably has the most intense sulk ever caught on camera.]
I'm looking for recommendations or assistance with, ah... [His cheeks flush with embarrassment.] I've swallowed something and need it removed, hopefully without cutting into me. We've tried a few things, but unfortunately, I've not really been able to force a gag reflex.
[The young man next to him decides to add in his own comment—]
Preferably in under 24 hours... Moron here might not live long after that.
It's raining, just slightly, enough to muddy the ground they're sitting on. It's a bit too late for them anyway— their clothes and parts of their skin are smeared with dirt and mud. Anyone a little more perceptive might notice some smears and stains are a bit darker and stickier looking than the shiny mud. That would be blood.
Kazuha's face has a calm smile, despite the fact he seems to look slightly ill. His companion probably has the most intense sulk ever caught on camera.]
I'm looking for recommendations or assistance with, ah... [His cheeks flush with embarrassment.] I've swallowed something and need it removed, hopefully without cutting into me. We've tried a few things, but unfortunately, I've not really been able to force a gag reflex.
[The young man next to him decides to add in his own comment—]
Preferably in under 24 hours... Moron here might not live long after that.

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A few times, huh...
-- wait. Chess piece?
[ if you've never seen Childe looking mad before, now's your chance. ]
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[That anger in his face just makes him think it's directed at him, and his face flushes pink. Not that it's super obvious in the sepia tone.]
I didn't mean to swallow it.
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how could he be mad at his fishing buddy?? ]
Yeah, Scared Moose told me. I didn't even know you two knew each other.
[ this is probably one of the rare instances where he's not glad his friends know each other - not that he'd ever call Scaramouche a friend.
... actually, that really only applied to Aether. ]
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I try and not spread people's personal business.
However, if you happen to purchase a calendar... It might have become clear.
[He is making an exception to torment Scaramouche.]
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but calendar wym ]
What do you mean by calendar?
[ ... wait. ]
Did... did you two take pictures for it?
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[Sorry, but not really, Scaramouche.]
You should take a look.
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... when do they uh. Go on sale. [ like he hasn't also done the same, but with Jean. ]
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At least if I die, something to remember me be?
[Hahaha, dark comedy.]
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[ but okay... next week. cool. cool cool cool cool. ]
And I'm sure you won't die, I mean... how long has it even been in you for?
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[It’s a gentle teasing rather than actual surprise. He won’t pretend to matter to people, but he’s not surprised when he does.]
A few hours now. We tried a few things before seeking advice.
[Most of those things had been trying to coax his gag reflex to work and Scaramouche punching him in the chest.]
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also better ones ]
Well... if you were to kick the bucket, who else am I going to go fishing with? [ these are Important Things, after all ]
Do you feel any different? Whose even is it?
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I’m sure there’d be someone. My friend, Aether, probably would be good at fishing.
[He laughs a little weakly. He does look a little pale.]
I don’t feel well, at the very least… I’m not exactly sure what I swallowed, other than it will likely poison me by tomorrow.
[He looks at Scaramouche, his expression dull.]
If he doesn’t cut it out of me.
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You know Aether?
[ it makes sense now that he thinks about it. the Traveller had mentioned he was on his way to Inazuma, so it wouldn't have come much as a surprise that Kazuha and him had got along. ]
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... you're pretty calm about that, all things considered. I'd like to not have one of the few people I can call a friend perish at the hands of an asshole like Scaramouche, so - if you can't find anyone else to help you, I could try to maybe, I dunno, wash it out? It'll probably feel like drowning, but it's better than dying, right?