[Text; UN: hotturk]

[tightbod_bigrod]

All right guys, here's the deal: we got services to offer and jobs to offer.

We got a wide variety of talents. You need a murder solved? You can count on us. Need to figure out whose stealing your lunches in the staff room? We can do it. Need someone who's stealing your lunches to disappear forever? Well, I'm sure we didn't have anything to do it with, yo.

You need fighters, investigators, taste testers, electrocutioners, whatever, you can call us at a very reasonable price for our expertise.

On the job side of things... If you got a nice cock or boobs or both or whatever and you don't mind doing a little nude modeling for a very tasteful up and coming website, give me a ring.

Comments

[ancientflower]

[Having gone her entire life hiding, being popular sounded... interesting. Even more tempting. She hummed to herself, considering how best to reply. So it would take a few minutes before she got back to Reno.]

I don't think it could hurt to live a little.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Yeah, well, uh... Won't hurt you for sure.

[For him it's another matter. He's gonna die.]

Yeah, I guess we can do this. Just, let me get stuff set up.

[In other words, let him desperately text Rude asking for stuff to make it look like a "tasteful photoshoot".]

[ancientflower]

You worry too much, Reno!

[tightbod_bigrod]

Tell Rude that one.

I'll let you know when we've got things ready. You can bring your favorite kinda flowers if you want.

[ancientflower]

I wish I could. I've not found any here. I don't think they exist in this world. But I can bring something.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Whatever you bring, I'm sure it'll be fine.

[Better to let the flower girl pick than him and Rude.]

And, you got any cute outfits?

[Because he'd been planning on asking people to get naked. He didn't have a wardrobe on hand... Unless she wanted to pose in Rude's underwear.]

[ancientflower]

I might have something...

[tightbod_bigrod]

Awesome. Bring whatever you have along, we could use it! And we'll pick some good spots.

[ancientflower]

I'll see what I can do!

See you soon, Reno!

[tightbod_bigrod]

See ya!