[Text; UN: hotturk]

[tightbod_bigrod]

All right guys, here's the deal: we got services to offer and jobs to offer.

We got a wide variety of talents. You need a murder solved? You can count on us. Need to figure out whose stealing your lunches in the staff room? We can do it. Need someone who's stealing your lunches to disappear forever? Well, I'm sure we didn't have anything to do it with, yo.

You need fighters, investigators, taste testers, electrocutioners, whatever, you can call us at a very reasonable price for our expertise.

On the job side of things... If you got a nice cock or boobs or both or whatever and you don't mind doing a little nude modeling for a very tasteful up and coming website, give me a ring.

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text; un: cadere

[decori]

That's quite the combination of services and job postings.

( a bit of everything and then nude models? well. )

I'll apply for the modelling. When does it take place?

[tightbod_bigrod]

What can I say? We've got a wide array of talents.

This week, actually! [He's not making this up off the top of his head at all.] Just got to do the finishing touches on our setup. Would you have any complaints about outdoor shots? To take advantage of the scenery.

Any area we used would be cleared of people for privacy, of course.

[decori]

That sounds incredibly pleasant.

( definitely better than some places she's had to be naked, for sure. )

And your payment for this job?

( she's new, money is vital right now. )

[tightbod_bigrod]

[He's also new, so that's a little tricky. Between him and Rude - because Rude's money is as good as his - he thinks he can manage this...]

Oh, it's a good payment for an hour or two of work! But we get rights to use the pics, of course.

And snacks are available at the shoot. You done any modeling before?

[decori]

Once or twice, though never nude. However, I've taken on other jobs which require the removal of clothing.

( read: she strips.

but as for the matter of payment... well, she's a little concerned. it wouldn't be the first time someone has said "good money" and been sorely misled about what "good money" is. )

I see. So, tell me, what's the content of the website you're creating with these images?

[tightbod_bigrod]

It'll be a site for appreciators of nude bodies. Lots of those around.

Got to warn you, though: I don't know where you're from, but the image quality here might be less than what you're used to. Feels like we're working with caveman technology.

[decori]

That sounds titillating.

Well, I can certainly say my world has nothing quite like these phones. Mobile technology was only just becoming known before I arrived here.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Is that so? Well, my ancient technology is your world of the future then! I'll be sure to stun you with my low resolution masterpieces.

[decori]

You don't say. In that case, what can I anticipate in the future?

[tightbod_bigrod]

Better image resolution and clear video! So high quality it'll look more life-like than real life!

And increasingly big explosions until the world blows itself up.

[decori]

( y'know what, that last bit? not that surprising, honestly. )

Sounds like a lucrative business opportunity.

( all the money of sex work without physically dealing with the creeps that occasionally try to get into the club... tempting... )

[tightbod_bigrod]

Exactly! That's why I'm gonna get on it before anyone else! People aren't even taking advantage of this opportunity.

Well, I guess people who have never seen something like this before would hardly know what a website is, much less how to code one...

But I can do it! And it's gonna be big. Just wait until people have the option to donate to you; you'll be rich before you know it.

[decori]

( well, she can't begrudge a good enterprising spirit. she did the same thing at home, really. you have to find ways to claw yourself out of the gutter when you end up in it. )

Donate? I presume you mean as one would tip their dancer?

[tightbod_bigrod]

That's a pretty good analogy. But, these kind of donations can go way higher! Never underestimate how desperate a man can be for a pretty girl to pay attention to him! You'd be amazed at the amounts some dump.

But I'm not quite there yet. Have to figure out how to implement everything, first. I was more a "punch things 'til it works" guy at home.

[decori]

I wouldn't dream of it. They were my best tippers in the club, after all.

( and it really always was the guys. she never had women or nonbinary people clamouring for her services quite as intensely. )

A male coworker bought a new car after one very generous tipper.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Maybe I need to get in on some of the action myself. I could use a new helicopter.

[And he didn't mind showing himself. It would be like doing society a service.]

Damn, I'm just more convinced this is going to work then ever. I'll send you details as soon as we're set up and we can arrange a time, alright?

[decori]

Do they have helicopters here?

( hm. they have trains and these phones, so it wouldn't be entirely crazy, she supposes. )

Excellent. I will see you then.

[tightbod_bigrod]

If they don't they should! And technology develops pretty fast. I could be their first chopper pilot.

I'll see you!