[Text; UN: hotturk]

[tightbod_bigrod]

All right guys, here's the deal: we got services to offer and jobs to offer.

We got a wide variety of talents. You need a murder solved? You can count on us. Need to figure out whose stealing your lunches in the staff room? We can do it. Need someone who's stealing your lunches to disappear forever? Well, I'm sure we didn't have anything to do it with, yo.

You need fighters, investigators, taste testers, electrocutioners, whatever, you can call us at a very reasonable price for our expertise.

On the job side of things... If you got a nice cock or boobs or both or whatever and you don't mind doing a little nude modeling for a very tasteful up and coming website, give me a ring.

Comments

[tightbod_bigrod]

See? You're totally out to impress the ladies. You don't give a shit if it's someone you're not interested in.

[prince_of_the_moon]

Have you ever heard of chivalry?

[tightbod_bigrod]

I heard it died. I didn't go to the funeral, though.

[prince_of_the_moon]

Were you invited? {Nope.}

[tightbod_bigrod]

Nope. Never much got along with them. Too uptight.

[prince_of_the_moon]

Death cannot be undone regardless of how you mourn.

{Except for once. With Tenseiga.}

You are childish.

[tightbod_bigrod]

But I'm also fun.

[prince_of_the_moon]

Infuriating.

[tightbod_bigrod]

And hot.

[prince_of_the_moon]

Your hair is not fire.

[tightbod_bigrod]

It might not be, but I am totally on fire.

[prince_of_the_moon]

Metaphorically I hope or you will soon be ash.

[tightbod_bigrod]

You wanna come put me out, ice queen?

[prince_of_the_moon]

I don't spar with fools.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Who said anything about sparring? That's not how you put out a raging inferno.

Usually involves more liquids.

[prince_of_the_moon]

If you need a bath, use one of the tubs.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Awful generous of you to offer me your tub. Get me a beer to go with that and we'll call it a date.

[prince_of_the_moon]

My tub is off limits.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Two beers, then, and you can consider me seduced.

[prince_of_the_moon]

You are pursuing me. {Truth is, his need (i.e. demonic hormones) have been rather pressing since he entered the city. Can he afford to say no?} Where are you?

[tightbod_bigrod]

Oh, hey, that actually worked.

[Color him surprised. Well, based on the video he wasn't bad looking, so why not play and see where things went?

So he went ahead and sent directions... to the empty apartment next door that he'd break into for this, just in case. They could mess up that place and he could avoid Rude getting annoyed with him for potentially trashing their home.]

Spar you for top?

[prince_of_the_moon]

I am using you. {Just so they are clear. Sesshomaru lets himself into the building, likely causing a stir. Yokais are a strange sight just about anywhere and he is talented at ignoring others. When he reaches the right apartment, he snorts and reminds himself to not level the door.

But knocking is so...

Shameful.}

Reno. {His deep voice resonates and carries; the barrier won't stop it.}

[tightbod_bigrod]

You don't have to flirt so hard; you already got a date.

[He'd just been screwing around because of how serious he was and somehow this happened. But who was he to skip out on fun?

It was a while later that he bothered to leave his home to go next door, figuring his guest would be arriving soon... only to see him already standing in front of the entrance.

So, he strutted up behind him.]

...I seriously underestimated my powers of seduction. You must've ran the whole way here.

[He had his baton ready; he practically slept with the thing so of course it came with him, but he wasn't planning on being too mean. Instead he casually held it over a shoulder, other hand in his pocket and a spry little bounce to his steps.

As he went to stand beside him, he gave him a look over. They were around the same height, so not a massive difference size-wise. Definitely a sort of elegant style to Sesshomaru, even if it was a completely unfamiliar fashion. Reno looked more like a fancy thug in comparison. But, he was pretty happy with that.

He whistled.]

You're pretty cute.

[And then kicked the door to open it. Nothing suspicious about that.]

[prince_of_the_moon]

{He doesn't make a sound in answer - why should he? This man contorts his words in ways that are quite irritating. Sesshomaru could silence him violently or he could work off some of his...

Heat. That seems like the better option. Someone who claims to be on fire should know all about heat.}

I am a demon; I do not need to run to cover ground quickly.

{He can fly. He can teleport. Hell, he could leap from building top to building top if he chose! There is a blade - a fang, actually - sheathed at his waist, but Sesshomaru needn't draw it. His talons and his demonic power are enough to defeat most foes.

If Reno chooses to be one, that is. He tilts his head, focusing on the man with vivid gold eyes.}

Are you planning on beating me?

{The way the door is treated annoys him. He could have done that earlier! But he walks inside nonetheless, mourning the small space. Do humans like living in dark, cramped spaces?}

[tightbod_bigrod]

Why not? I want to see what comes from other worlds, don't you?

[After nudging the door closed behind them, he reached back into his pocket and pulled out a tube of lubricant between two fingers.]

Even brought the prize for the winner.

[Which he tossed over onto a coffee table in front of a couch. He didn't need it to explode in his pocket while they got rough. And he pointed at Sesshomaru with his rod, though his posture stayed relaxed.]

S'not like I'm going to kill you or something. It's just playtime.