Text | crypt_thing | HOT OR NOT

[bloodyroses]

Hello, Nippon! I'm noticing a lot of new people, so I thought it would be fun if we played a little game called "Hot or Not."

Just post a picture of yourself or something and we can go around with our opinions as to whether or not you're attractive. I'll be playing too, once I get some bookkeeping stuff done at The Crypt.

Oh, and if you're not into someone, try not to be TOO MUCH of an asshole, got it?

[Alright, IC hot or not is here! Just try to link pictures instead of embedding them and warn for any NSFW.]

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[suitandshades]

I never took a picture in the shower.

Should I have done?

[tightbod_bigrod]

Absolutely. I could always keep it with me for those long days at work.

[Long days snapping erotic and nude pics. Though maybe he'd have a photographer now...]

[suitandshades]

Hm... So long as it's just for you.

[Show it to anyone else and he's not above calling Sephiroth over to use that magic trick of his again.]

[tightbod_bigrod]

You're merciless to the point of being inhumane sometimes, you know. Robbing the world of that magnificent view.

[suitandshades]

[Rude just raises a brow.

Only one who wants to see that view is you, Reno.]

[tightbod_bigrod]

What? You don't believe me? I could prove it to you! Let's poll the people about how many would like to see your rock-solid abs.

[suitandshades]

I believe you have a strong bias. Yes.

What do I get when you are proven wrong?

[tightbod_bigrod]

Eyes are what I've got!

You can have my tongue wherever you want it. And what do I get when I win?

[suitandshades]

Haven't I already?

What would you want that you don't already have?

[tightbod_bigrod]

Couldn't I ask you the same thing?

Fine. You win, I'll kiss your ass. I win, you kiss my ass.

[suitandshades]

Boring. You can do better than that.

Up the stakes.

I win, you take me out on a date.

You win, I'll take you out. And pose for you.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Wait, really? You're not going to get upset about it?

[Then again, if Reno won he was officially proving people wanted to see it.]

[suitandshades]

If it would make you happy, no.

[He'd rather not. But he's not ashamed of his body. He knows he looks good. He just doesn't see the point of flaunting it.

Rude doesn't think he'll lose though.]

[tightbod_bigrod]

Count me in, then! You better figure out what you want to wear for the pics, 'cause my victory is guaranteed!

[suitandshades]

[Rude realises his mistake but he's already agreed and so all he can do is shake his head.

As for what to wear, he'll leave that up to Reno. Otherwise he'll just keep his suit on thank you very much.]

[tightbod_bigrod]

[Much too late to correct. Reno was properly motivated now, so he went up to the first pair of ladies he saw with a bounce in his step.]

You two mind helping me with something? See, I got a real good friend, and we have a bet going on...

[He pulled up the picture of Rude.]

Would either of you care to see him shirtless and oiled up?

[The two girls leaned in to look, and with a giggle and wave of her hand the first said she was more into pretty boys, while the second took a longer look at the picture with a long 'hmmm'. After a, 'You would?' and a series of laughter and teasing between them, Reno went back to the video.]

We got one right here!

[They were still giggling in the background, and when Reno pointed the camera at the girl with tinged red cheeks, she tried to cover her face. But it was all in good fun.]

[suitandshades]

[If he could have reached through the screen and throttled Reno he would have. For as long as Reno bothered the women, Rude entertained the idea of wrapping a gloved hand around that skinny neck of his partners and squeezing. Being called 'friend' didn't escape his notice either, but he shrugged that off. It wasn't a hill he was going to die on.

By the time Reno was done, Rude was feeling frustrated and his thumb was hovering over the 'end video' button.]

That doesn't count.

[50/50 odds is not proof. Harassing poor women was not proof.]

[tightbod_bigrod]

Well, how many do I have to find?

[Because he didn't mind asking people. He waved the girls off and continued on his way.]

I think I know a few spots where I could get a lot of votes.

[suitandshades]

None.

[This had been something of a joke at first. But involving actual people and risk... Rude wasn't interested.

So he did what he knew he had to do.]

You win.

[tightbod_bigrod]

...Really?

So you're going to pose for me?

[suitandshades]

[If you mean will he stand there and let Reno take his picture...?]

Sure.

[tightbod_bigrod]

I'm going to make you look fucking awesome. This is going to be great!

[Nothing but the best photos for his man. Rude was locked in, so he was already doomed. Reno was going to show him off one way or another.]

[suitandshades]

[He was regretting it already. Reno was too enthusiastic... This was only going to end poorly for him.

Rude sighed and, finding somewhere to sit down, he did just that and dropped down into a chair outside of a bar. He very much needed a drink, he decided. Maybe more than one.

He thought about the best way to reply, and in the end he could only think of one way.]

I trust you.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Leave it to me!

[At least one of them was happy.

With that, Reno was off to figure out what to do for Rude's modeling gig. He was going to have to find stuff for him to wear that was a good mix of sexy without showing too much.

Maybe he could get Aerith's help for that.]

[suitandshades]

[Rude just nodded and signed off.

After he put down the device, he signalled for a waiter and ordered himself a stiff drink... or three. He needed it.]