Text | crypt_thing | HOT OR NOT

[bloodyroses]

Hello, Nippon! I'm noticing a lot of new people, so I thought it would be fun if we played a little game called "Hot or Not."

Just post a picture of yourself or something and we can go around with our opinions as to whether or not you're attractive. I'll be playing too, once I get some bookkeeping stuff done at The Crypt.

Oh, and if you're not into someone, try not to be TOO MUCH of an asshole, got it?

[Alright, IC hot or not is here! Just try to link pictures instead of embedding them and warn for any NSFW.]

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Pictures | crypt_thing

[bloodyroses]

[ Some time later, as promised, Cordy does in fact post a picture of herself to the game, in all her pale, vampiric glory. She looks about twenty or twenty-one years old and is posed nude with a silk sheet strategically held to her chest to conceal the naughty bits, but one imagines that if she were to move it slightly, well, you know.

Her body is petite but hella firm and toned, and she flashes a cheeky ass grin with her fangs out. ]

[text] un: midnightrose

[infernaltouch]

oh yeah

For sure

If I was a woman I'd smash

Is this going to get me fired

text; un: tachibana_i

[currysseur]

... Okay. I'll play.

( she might be setting herself up for some harsh truths, but she picks a few pictures where she thinks she looks cute and quickly presses send before she can talk herself out of it. )

[Text] un: flowergirl

[ancientflower]

You're a cutie!

pictures | un:lightning

[lightningruins]

[A bird demon. She's been photographed silhouetted against a window, glancing back at the viewer, her purple eyes faintly shining.

It's a tastefully shot nude photograph.

This isn't Setsura's account, but can't a guy get feedback on how hot his wife is??]

UN: coolest.turk

[suitandshades]

Attractive.

[Text] un: god.of.death

[maxwellsdaemon]

heh, why not?

please be gentle ;)


[Duo is nice enough to take a picture for the occasion. Because he's good like that!]

[Text] un: masamune

[silversoldier]

Yes.

[ Finally, someone he can simply rate. ]

[Text] un: flowergirl

[ancientflower]

This is an interesting idea! So all I have to do is upload a picture and... hm, let me see if I do this right.


[She fails to upload a picture the first time, but second times the charm!]

[Text] un: masamune

[silversoldier]

You are always attractive.

[TEXT] un: shutterflash

[silverselfie]

[Alright, look, everyone else is doing it and he's not above peer pressure, but he's also nervous so he's just going to upload a picture and then run off and do ANYTHING ELSE while leaving his magi-comm at home!]

[Text] un: masamune

[silversoldier]

You look weak.

[text] UN: coolest.turk

[suitandshades]

[A man of few words.

And few expressions. Rude looks snappy in his suit and shades.

Words aren't needed here.]

[Text] un: masamune

[silversoldier]

Is this supposed to be hot?

[ Genuine question but. Yes, Sephiroth lifted the word from the post and is doing an excellent job of being both naive and insulting here while approximating normal humanity. ]

un: afairguy

[fairlyheroic]

Hahaha, why not?

[a man in uniform works, right?]

[Text] un: flowergirl

[ancientflower]

Thumbs up!

un: crimsononi

[oneandoni]

[well, that's easy enough. Y'know, after finding someone to help him take a picture. Good thing no one's taught him what selfies are yet]

[Text] un: flowergirl

[ancientflower]

Very handsome!

Are those horns?

un: midnightrose

[infernaltouch]

[What a coincidence was it to find this post during a quick magitech scroll after a shower? Koro takes a mirror selfie of his sculpted body, covered only by a towel around his waist.]

sure

And if you feel the need to criticize my body, I'll take constructive only ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)

un: flowergirl

[ancientflower]

I don't think the idea is to criticise?

But you're a handsome man for sure! Aren't you cold?

picture | un: kingfisher

[sleepsalot]

[ He normally doesn’t do things like this, mostly because of who he is and his status in Lucis. While his father let him lead a normal life as a teen and young adult, having his own apartment, doing mostly whatever he wanted… sharing his photo to have it rated by others would have been, hands down, a huge no.

Ignis would never have let him.

But the only person in this world who knows that he’s the King of Lucis is Prompto… So, he decides to throw caution to the wind and shares this photo of himself that he found on Prompto’s camera ]

un: shutterflash

[silverselfie]

Lookin good, Noct!

[video] un: hotturk

[tightbod_bigrod]

[Because of course he would post. Just like he would use video when everyone else is texting. People have to see this beautiful face.]

[Video] UN: coolest.turk

[suitandshades]

Reno...

[Why is he in this picture? He sighs.]

Hot. But when did you take that?

un: me

[faeshim]

[he already knows that he's the ugliest fae who ever lived. a few (biased) people have told him otherwise. so he's curious.]

[video] un: hotturk

[tightbod_bigrod]

Just got to brush the hair out of your eyes.

[He's one to talk, but his hair is very precisely disheveled.]

Otherwise, pretty good.

picture | un: masamune

[silversoldier]

[ Sephiroth is posting this picture because Zack conned him into this mentioned Aerith likes those in SOLDIER uniforms. He doesn't care what anyone else thinks of him and never has. ]

[video] un: hotturk

[tightbod_bigrod]

Looks like a man with amazing shampoo and terrible PR skills.

[Picture] UN: SleepyAsh

[neetvampire]

Eh, why not.

[Just a few images of him sprawled around, though notably he seems to struggle with wearing kimono without it eventually hanging just a bit loose around the neck and shoulders. Also, he seems to be perpetually drowsy-eyed.

But...

What the fuck is he even doing in that last one???]

text | un: g

[sixtyeighth]

You're the least annoying person I know.

[ what does that mean?? ]

text | un: klasse

[accursedwings]

Hm? Sure. Why not?

[ Attached is a picture he'd taken of himself with someone's help. Not that he needed assurance or anything, but curiosity was something he couldn't help here. ]

un: housependeryn

[historicallyloaded]

Are those wings?! They look stupendous! What pretty striations.

A handsome face as well.

un: alberich

[icepatch]

Oh, well this is something I could get behind. Here you go!

[Image attached here.]

You know, I think I'm starting to get used to the shorter hair. What do you think?

text; un: bard

[notgrande]

I miss your long hair.

... But you are still very attractive.

[picture/text] un: ilqaras

[ilqaras]

I am unsure about how this works, but I suppose I'll partake.

[for someone who really doesn't think very highly of his looks, here's Dohalim posting a pic of himself, mostly because he actually likes this one]

[decori]

The red hair is quite striking, particularly in combination with your skin tone.

[text] un: housependeryn

[historicallyloaded]

Ah, quite a novel way to make use of the pictograph feature on these devices. [ ATTACHMENT ]

How's that?

text; un: cadere

[decori]

Adorable. You are a person for whom the moniker "puppy-like" was devised.

( 🙃 )

[picture/text] un: ilqaras

[ilqaras]

[HOWEVER once he gets the gist of the meme, and knowing Kisara won't post a pic of herself, Dohalim is absolutely going to do it himself]

I simply will not accept anything less than "hot" as one would say.

[shieldmom]

Dohalim!

text (sn: healerprincess)

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Sure!

Konoka's opted to pose for the camera, only wearing loose undergarments (that still obscure the most important parts, mind you).


Guess I'll also add this picture too since I managed to try on this showy kimono the other day!

And she adds this as a bonus, to show how she dresses up.

un: crimsononi

[oneandoni]

That kimono suits you!

[he would comment on the other photo but he's a. stupid and b. stupid]

text; un: cadere

[decori]

What a fun idea! Very well. I'll participate.

( oh please, Thea, you know you're fire. )

un: asch

[charredflame]

[he wasn't going to comment to this ridiculous post but Thea was nice enough to talk to . . . congrats she's the only one he's talking to]

You look lovely.

text; un: steak

[battlebound]

hmph. it's not a question. of course i'm hot.

( he means this literally. sorry.
if it helps make up for that terrible pun, you can also look at this. )

[ilqaras]

Ah, it seems I have forgotten how appealing you are.

[text] un:forgefire

[tinkerheart]

[If you ever want your fun spoiled, look not further!]

What is exactly the purpose of this? Seems pointless.

[Someone has a bad case of FOMO when he doesn't know what everyone is talking about. So there, have this one]

[Text] un: masamune

[silversoldier]

That's because it is.

text/photo: "anonymous"

[sextoying]

I would say he's absolutely hot.

[ Photo attached. Note: It's a small bit racy. ]

Bonus points because he'll also probably step on you if you request it.

[ very obviously not anonymous ]

....troublemaker

[somnociturn]

He's really not going to appreciate this.