Text | crypt_thing | HOT OR NOT

[bloodyroses]

Hello, Nippon! I'm noticing a lot of new people, so I thought it would be fun if we played a little game called "Hot or Not."

Just post a picture of yourself or something and we can go around with our opinions as to whether or not you're attractive. I'll be playing too, once I get some bookkeeping stuff done at The Crypt.

Oh, and if you're not into someone, try not to be TOO MUCH of an asshole, got it?

[Alright, IC hot or not is here! Just try to link pictures instead of embedding them and warn for any NSFW.]

Comments

[tightbod_bigrod]

Oh? They haven't snatched you up yet?

[oneandoni]

Nope, I'm a bachelor. Not a whole lot of folks into the whole oni thing.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Why not? What's wrong with an oni?

You got a dick, right?

[oneandoni]

There's nothing wrong with oni!! But people hear stories and think all oni are mean and scary or whatever. Where I'm from anyway, not so much here.

It's fine, I got the parts, just means I gotta work a little harder.

[tightbod_bigrod]

I guess we had some stuff sort of like that, too, back home. Not as much these days.

At least you shouldn't have any problems here. You can go get all the ladies you want.

[oneandoni]

From what I hear it's kinda common.

Haha, maybe! I can't say I've really tried much, been up to other stuff, you know?

[tightbod_bigrod]

What've you been up to?

[oneandoni]

Working! An oni's gotta eat, too. And a couple more folks from home showed up recently, so I've been distracted by that.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Well, I guess that's true enough. Good food, good drink, good crew. What else does a guy need?

[oneandoni]

Right? My actual crew ain't here yet, but hanging out with folks I wouldn't have back home isn't a bad replacement.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Ah, damn. Well, maybe they'll show up soon if others are coming. I got lucky enough to find my partner pretty fast.

[Good thing, too. Life sucked without his partner around. And Rufus gave them some focus.]

[oneandoni]

Dang, that's real lucky. I hope they show up too! They're really missing out.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Just means you'll have to get everything ready for them when they do show up.

You could always pre-pay for a giant cake to pop out of when they arrive and have it on stand-by.

[oneandoni]

Already on it! I'm all prepared for my gang when they finally get here.

Wouldn't that be messy?

[tightbod_bigrod]

Messy and fun.