Text | crypt_thing | HOT OR NOT

[bloodyroses]

Hello, Nippon! I'm noticing a lot of new people, so I thought it would be fun if we played a little game called "Hot or Not."

Just post a picture of yourself or something and we can go around with our opinions as to whether or not you're attractive. I'll be playing too, once I get some bookkeeping stuff done at The Crypt.

Oh, and if you're not into someone, try not to be TOO MUCH of an asshole, got it?

[Alright, IC hot or not is here! Just try to link pictures instead of embedding them and warn for any NSFW.]

Comments

[sleepsalot]

never seen faces like those before... and I'm pretty sure I don't look like that last one

[infernaltouch]

hmm you're right it's more like

(눈_눈)

or maybe more like

ರ╭╮ರ

[sleepsalot]

[ Come on... Now Noctis is a little bit pissed off because he's not as grumpy as this guy is making him out to be. ]

seriously? first you compliment the damn cup noodles, then you send stupid little faces to me?

[ His ego is taking a hit here, Koro ]

[infernaltouch]

that was a joke

are

Are you jealous of the cup noodles???

[Oh this sweet precious boy, Koro is very close to giving him a big sloppy kiss on his forehead.]

[sleepsalot]

why would i be jealous of cup noodles??

[ Maybe a little bit, but he's not going to admit to that ]

[infernaltouch]

oh sweet child you are so precious

Yes you're cool and good-looking, and that suit makes you look very snazzy. Maybe put a close in the breast pocket for a pop of color but yes you're very pretty.


Handsome. Pretty handsome. More handsome than a cup of noodles.

[sleepsalot]

come on, quit patronizing me.


[ He sends a second text a few seconds later ]

pop of color is out of the question for that look, though.

[ Though, he supposes he could make whatever changes to his raiment he wants considering he's technically King of Lucis now... ]

"close" was supposed to be "rose" fml

[infernaltouch]

[Noctis truly was a precious human, and Koro was too tempted to keep patronizing...but he'll quit.

For now.]

you sure? It could spice up your look for sure! Make you really popular with the ladies (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[He could also bring up a smile as a suggestion...but then Noctis will probably question him about his own lack of smiling effort. And Koro does not want to have that conversation. The one with Reno was enough!]

[sleepsalot]

Yeah...

[ His first thought is "My father would say no to any pop of color," but realized shortly after that it really didn't matter anymore. In his own world or this one. ]

I'm not really looking to impress anybody, either.

[infernaltouch]

oh hun, really? Not looking to impress anyone?

Mr "I posted a picture of me in a suit and got grumpy when you paid attention to the noodles instead"

You are so precious please don't change

[sleepsalot]

[ Look, he just wanted to see what would happen. He wasn't expecting anybody to actually comment on it. ]

I don't think I've had anybody refer to me as precious before. Don't think I'd consider myself that, either.

[infernaltouch]

a lot of people don't. A lot of people really don't think too highly of themselves.

[...Koro acts like he's any different.]

arrogance is a bad trait, but...beating yourself down isn't all that great either.

Or maybe I'm just a weirdo who finds people to be precious who knows w@

[sleepsalot]

[ A weirdo who uses weird emojis, maybe. ]

I don't really know what I expected sharing that photo of myself. It's something I wouldn't have been able to do back home.

[ Ignis never would have let him post a photo to see if people thought he was hot. Never. ]

Thanks for finding me precious, I guess?

I don't know.

[infernaltouch]

stoooop you're too cute

You're welcome uwu

Gotta get back to work now, go bask in your handsome noodle glory!