[video] un: hotturk

[tightbod_bigrod]

Anyone here a tech wizard?

Or decently competent?

I need someone to help teach the natives, and maybe refugees who don't know much about it, the wonders of the web and the awesome things it can be used for. We gotta get the populace all fired up for the technological revolution!

You'd not only get a good paying job, but you'd be promoting education or some shit, too!

[Someone's launching his website soon and wants a consumer base to target.]

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video | un: guzhu

[soakedinvinegar]

(( Cue one very angry face on the screen. ))

You!

[video] un: hotturk

[tightbod_bigrod]

Damn, I must be hotter than I thought. I left this one at a loss for words!

[soakedinvinegar]

You are the one who offended my daughter. Do you deny it?

[tightbod_bigrod]

I did?

...

Oh, was she the sexy cat lady? Yeah, I bought the wine while I was out. You can come pick it up if you want, but if you're just scamming to steal some wine I'm not gonna buy another!

[soakedinvinegar]

(( Sexy cat lady?! One of the white fox ears atop Wen Kexing's head twitches at the description. ))

Give it to her yourself. As well as your apologies.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Sure. Just gonna get it officially sealed by my boss and we'll be all set.

Who are you, anyway? Oh, and I should probably find out who I'm sending it to, too.

[soakedinvinegar]

Her father, Wen Kexing.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Wen Kexing...?

...

[What was that name he was supposed to remember again. ..?]

I think someone told me that I should ask to see your dick. They claimed it was better than the eighth wonder of the world, but I'll believe it when I see it!

[soakedinvinegar]

(( A grin curls up one corner of his mouth, amusement sparkling in his dark eyes. ))

Oh? Was A-Xu bragging about me again?

[tightbod_bigrod]

It sounds like it.

So I officially challenge you to a duel to see who really has the best dick!

[Video] un: god.of.death

[maxwellsdaemon]

Yo.

Wouldn't say 'tech wizard', but I know my way around a computer.

[Duo is being very modest here...]

[tightbod_bigrod]

Awesome. Think you'd be able to run a workshop? Maybe we can get some more people around here browsing the web.

We could even run promotions or contests if we need to.

[maxwellsdaemon]

Can't hurt to try.

Build it and they will come.

[tightbod_bigrod]

That's the plan!

Alright, let's meet and we can figure out the lesson plan. From logging in to shopping.

[maxwellsdaemon]

No problem, buddy. I'm free all day. Can meet up at a bar, you can tell me all the deets over a beer.

video | un: kingfisher

[sleepsalot]

[ Noctis doesn't particularly consider himself a tech wizard - that would be Prompto - and he doesn't have too much interest in helping teach the natives or others about the wonders of the web... but he is curious about the reasons behind such a request. ]

Why are you trying to hire people to help teach natives about the, as you put it, wonders of the web?

[ There has to be some reason other than just wanting to spread knowledge. ]

[tightbod_bigrod]

Charity or goodness of my heart or something.

[Convinced?]

[sleepsalot]

You really expect me to believe that?

[ Not convinced at all. It has only taken a few interactions plus some conversations with Prompto to figure out that this isn’t just out of the goodness of his heart. ]

[tightbod_bigrod]

Depends on how smart you are.

But it's not like I'm doing something bad! What's wrong with setting up a legitimate business for success?

[sleepsalot]

[ He thinks back to the first conversation he had with Prompto after he returned from his new photography gig. Prompto could barely look at Noctis as he reassured him that he'd be making good money. ]

I'm guessing the website is for your photography business...?

[tightbod_bigrod]

How'd you guess that?

Yeah. And I'm going to make a killing since we've got better quality than anyone else. Just have to get the people there.

[sleepsalot]

Prompto talks.

[ Yeah, you're welcome for that image quality, Reno. Prompto wouldn't have the camera if it weren't for Noctis being here. ]

I've seen a few of the photos he's taken. [ A pause ] But I guess this business venture shouldn't be too much of a surprise to me considering our first conversation was about dicks.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Sex sells, man.

[No apologies. He's was pretty open-minded about this sort of thing, and sometimes taken a little off-guard when someone like Prompto had a big reaction to it.]

Don't worry, I'm totally paying him fairly. And with Shinra backing me up there's no way this can fail. He's going to have lots of work for years to come.

Just has to, uh, get used to looking at the type of pics he takes. It's not really that big of a deal...

[sleepsalot]

[ Prompto couldn't even make eye contact with Noctis when he admitted that some of the photos he'd been asked to take were explicit. He can't imagine how that conversation with Reno went, and how subsequent photoshoots have gone, for that matter. ]

Yeah, he assured me the money was worth it. [ He can't help but laugh ] And it kind of is a big deal. This isn't stuff we took pics of back home.

[tightbod_bigrod]

I guess he does seem really... kind of innocent. Not usually the type I hang out with.

[Maybe Elena would get flustered. But then, if it was just nudity they had to deal with, he was sure she'd deal.]

But then, I told him I was a bad guy the first time we met, so he can't exactly complain about any false advertising. He'll get used to it. We've all got the same parts, after all.

Usually.