tightbod_bigrod (
tightbod_bigrod) wrote in
jikan_network2022-05-11 06:25 pm
[video] un: hotturk
Anyone here a tech wizard?
Or decently competent?
I need someone to help teach the natives, and maybe refugees who don't know much about it, the wonders of the web and the awesome things it can be used for. We gotta get the populace all fired up for the technological revolution!
You'd not only get a good paying job, but you'd be promoting education or some shit, too!
[Someone's launching his website soon and wants a consumer base to target.]
Or decently competent?
I need someone to help teach the natives, and maybe refugees who don't know much about it, the wonders of the web and the awesome things it can be used for. We gotta get the populace all fired up for the technological revolution!
You'd not only get a good paying job, but you'd be promoting education or some shit, too!
[Someone's launching his website soon and wants a consumer base to target.]

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You!
[video] un: hotturk
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Oh, was she the sexy cat lady? Yeah, I bought the wine while I was out. You can come pick it up if you want, but if you're just scamming to steal some wine I'm not gonna buy another!
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Give it to her yourself. As well as your apologies.
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Who are you, anyway? Oh, and I should probably find out who I'm sending it to, too.
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[What was that name he was supposed to remember again. ..?]
I think someone told me that I should ask to see your dick. They claimed it was better than the eighth wonder of the world, but I'll believe it when I see it!
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Oh? Was A-Xu bragging about me again?
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So I officially challenge you to a duel to see who really has the best dick!
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[Video] un: god.of.death
Wouldn't say 'tech wizard', but I know my way around a computer.
[Duo is being very modest here...]
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We could even run promotions or contests if we need to.
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Build it and they will come.
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Alright, let's meet and we can figure out the lesson plan. From logging in to shopping.
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video | un: kingfisher
Why are you trying to hire people to help teach natives about the, as you put it, wonders of the web?
[ There has to be some reason other than just wanting to spread knowledge. ]
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[Convinced?]
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[ Not convinced at all. It has only taken a few interactions plus some conversations with Prompto to figure out that this isn’t just out of the goodness of his heart. ]
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But it's not like I'm doing something bad! What's wrong with setting up a legitimate business for success?
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I'm guessing the website is for your photography business...?
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Yeah. And I'm going to make a killing since we've got better quality than anyone else. Just have to get the people there.
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[ Yeah, you're welcome for that image quality, Reno. Prompto wouldn't have the camera if it weren't for Noctis being here. ]
I've seen a few of the photos he's taken. [ A pause ] But I guess this business venture shouldn't be too much of a surprise to me considering our first conversation was about dicks.
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[No apologies. He's was pretty open-minded about this sort of thing, and sometimes taken a little off-guard when someone like Prompto had a big reaction to it.]
Don't worry, I'm totally paying him fairly. And with Shinra backing me up there's no way this can fail. He's going to have lots of work for years to come.
Just has to, uh, get used to looking at the type of pics he takes. It's not really that big of a deal...
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Yeah, he assured me the money was worth it. [ He can't help but laugh ] And it kind of is a big deal. This isn't stuff we took pics of back home.
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[Maybe Elena would get flustered. But then, if it was just nudity they had to deal with, he was sure she'd deal.]
But then, I told him I was a bad guy the first time we met, so he can't exactly complain about any false advertising. He'll get used to it. We've all got the same parts, after all.
Usually.
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