[video] un: hotturk

[tightbod_bigrod]

Anyone here a tech wizard?

Or decently competent?

I need someone to help teach the natives, and maybe refugees who don't know much about it, the wonders of the web and the awesome things it can be used for. We gotta get the populace all fired up for the technological revolution!

You'd not only get a good paying job, but you'd be promoting education or some shit, too!

[Someone's launching his website soon and wants a consumer base to target.]

Comments

[soakedinvinegar]

(( Sexy cat lady?! One of the white fox ears atop Wen Kexing's head twitches at the description. ))

Give it to her yourself. As well as your apologies.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Sure. Just gonna get it officially sealed by my boss and we'll be all set.

Who are you, anyway? Oh, and I should probably find out who I'm sending it to, too.

[soakedinvinegar]

Her father, Wen Kexing.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Wen Kexing...?

...

[What was that name he was supposed to remember again. ..?]

I think someone told me that I should ask to see your dick. They claimed it was better than the eighth wonder of the world, but I'll believe it when I see it!

[soakedinvinegar]

(( A grin curls up one corner of his mouth, amusement sparkling in his dark eyes. ))

Oh? Was A-Xu bragging about me again?

[tightbod_bigrod]

It sounds like it.

So I officially challenge you to a duel to see who really has the best dick!

[soakedinvinegar]

And how do you define best, exactly?

[tightbod_bigrod]

Size, shape and style, obviously.

I'd put 'skill' down, too, but I don't think we're going to be able to judge that without getting in trouble.

[soakedinvinegar]

(( Kexing snorts a laugh. ))

I would think skill is the most important factor.

[tightbod_bigrod]

I don't think our boyfriends would let us swap. Or sleep with each other.

I know mine wouldn't be into that.

[soakedinvinegar]

Well, in that case, we won't be able to find an unbiased arbiter of skill.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Which is why we have to judge by the other things. I've got total confidence in mine.

[soakedinvinegar]

Or, we could simply ask our partners to confer. Yours could speak to Zhou Zishu, Xiao Xingchen, Song Zichen, Runyu, or Lord Sesshomaru.

[tightbod_bigrod]

You don't think they're gonna be a little biased?

[soakedinvinegar]

No. They're all honest men.

[tightbod_bigrod]

That's great. And when everyone says vouches for the person they slept with, then what?

I think you just know yours isn't going to live up to the hype.

[soakedinvinegar]

You seem a little too desperate for a look at what doesn't belong to you.

[tightbod_bigrod]

I got sold a story that there was something worth seeing.

[soakedinvinegar]

I can't make a liar of my husband. I'll only show you in person.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Works for me. He can be there too, if he wants.

[soakedinvinegar]

Is your partner okay with this?

[tightbod_bigrod]

I'm not cheating on him, so he should be fine. I mean, my business has been taking nude photos anyway, and I'm going to post my own, too, so it's not like I've never seen another dick.

[soakedinvinegar]

Should be? Let me know when it is fine. Then we'll pick a time.

[tightbod_bigrod]

It's fine. We've been together for years, he knows me by now.

[soakedinvinegar]

Very well. My schedule is flexible. When would be convenient for you?