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[faeshim]

1. grill meat. consume if possile.
2. wear clothes that i did not make myself.
3. brush hair once per fortnight week day.
4. learn how to spit.

i have decided that i will no longer be weird. please give me suggestions to add to my list of normal things that normal people do. alternately, allow me to watch you doing normal things as my housemates are starting to catch me.

thanking you in advance.

Comments

[adistraction]

I’m glad. I like it when you take a bath with me :(

Yeah. As long as I get a handful of kisses as payment. 💙

[faeshim]

it is a deal!

now, where do you purchase your hoodies?

[adistraction]

Sweet :)

[ insert a list of a few shops he’s found he likes.]

[faeshim]

now. can you also teach me about spitting?

[adistraction]

Mm…ask Lennon about that one.

I’m not a spitter…more spitee…

Ahem…he’ll explain it.

[faeshim]

hm

i will ask him and master this skill!

[adistraction]

Please do 😊